***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[SABR42]

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Ship the $1k day.

Boo-yah.

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I had a $1K day in Sklansky bucks. That count? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Johnes Benjamin]

this guy really understands how to play a shortstack

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $36.50
MP2: $49.80
Hero (CO): $51.50
BTN: $92.95
SB: $51
BB: $10
UTG: $38.10
UTG+1: $149.20
UTG+2: $11.55

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $2, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls $5

Flop: ($16.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+2 bets $4.55 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $4.55

Turn: ($25.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($25.85) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $25.85 Pot ($1.25 Rake)
Hero mucked 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$11.55 NET)
UTG+2 showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Six to Ten) and WON $24.60 (+$13.05 NET)

[mlane]

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usually i just minbet mtg38ksopok2...

ps, how creepy is his username

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what am I missing?
Is it some 'magic the gathering' reference?

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DID SOMEONE SAY MAGIC THE GATHERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheProdigy]

Chargers;

I want to see the graph, btw.

[Split Suit]

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Chargers;

I want to see the graph, btw.

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+1. thats pretty monsterous

[oober]

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I really [censored] hate KK today:

#1 and #2 are coolers, but #3 and #4 are just pathetic.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $211
Hero (BB): $200
UTG: $86
UTG+1: $200
MP1: $203
MP2: $203
CO: $215.35
BTN: $200

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $215.35 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $176 and is All-In

Flop: ($401) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($401) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($401) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $401 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$200 NET)
CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON $398 (+$198 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $244.20
UTG+2: $199
MP1: $216
Hero (MP2): $204.15
CO: $208.70
BTN: $106.75
SB: $100.40
BB: $234.35
UTG: $197.60

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26</font>, 4 folds, MP1 calls $18

Flop: ($55) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $37</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $190 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $141.15 and is All-In

Turn: ($411.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($411.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $411.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP1 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $408.30 (+$204.15 NET)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$204.15 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $143
Hero (UTG): $338.20
UTG+1: $234
UTG+2: $128.15
MP1: $43
MP2: $267.15
CO: $109
BTN: $370.80
SB: $196

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $14</font>, 6 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42</font>, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $128.15 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $86.15

Flop: ($259.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($259.30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($259.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $259.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$128.15 NET)
UTG+2 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON $256.30 (+$128.15 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $200.50
SB: $81.70
BB: $181.80
UTG: $195
UTG+1: $186
UTG+2: $24.45
Hero (MP1): $609.70
MP2: $193
CO: $459.90

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $10, 3 folds

Flop: ($25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18</font>, BTN calls $18

Turn: ($61) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $40</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $172.50 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $132.50

River: ($406) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $406 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $403 (+$202.50 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$200.50 NET)

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Yes KK does suck arse!!!!!!!!11
Full Tilt Poker Game #4231312482: Table Tyndall - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:19:24 ET - 2007/11/19
Seat 1: Pustolaz ($40.50)
Seat 2: jAhNee ($51.10)
Seat 3: JoNNy_GilBert0 ($57.70)
Seat 4: GwynnFan ($17)
Seat 5: joesxm ($53.35)
Seat 6: oober ($49.50)
Seat 7: bluffmanxx ($40.05)
Seat 8: LAOADM ($50)
Seat 9: -RedSkyKid- ($47.75)
joesxm posts the small blind of $0.25
oober posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to oober [Kd Kc]
bluffmanxx folds
LAOADM folds
-RedSkyKid- folds
Pustolaz folds
jAhNee folds
JoNNy_GilBert0 raises to $2
GwynnFan folds
joesxm calls $1.75
oober has 15 seconds left to act
oober raises to $10
JoNNy_GilBert0 folds
joesxm has 15 seconds left to act
joesxm calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7d 4d 9d]
joesxm has 15 seconds left to act
joesxm bets $43.35, and is all in
oober calls $39.50, and is all in
joesxm shows [Kh Ad]
oober shows [Kd Kc]
Uncalled bet of $3.85 returned to joesxm
*** TURN *** [7d 4d 9d] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [7d 4d 9d Jh] [Td]
joesxm shows a flush, Ace high
oober shows a flush, King high
joesxm wins the pot ($98) with a flush, Ace high
oober: wtf
oober is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $101 | Rake $3
Board: [7d 4d 9d Jh Td]
Seat 1: Pustolaz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jAhNee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: JoNNy_GilBert0 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: GwynnFan (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: joesxm (small blind) showed [Kh Ad] and won ($98) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: oober (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 7: bluffmanxx didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: LAOADM didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: -RedSkyKid- didn't bet (folded)

[coordi]

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how many hands have you played lifetime?

[/ QUOTE ]&gt;1M (not exaggerating). 750k on this computer, wanna see my graph? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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um yea actually Id love to see a hudge graph like that considering my PT [censored] out after 300k

[jack frost]

how much longer can this keep going on before I with draw my entie bankroll and never play at stars again I mean come the [censored] on. Not only do I countinualy take highly unlikely bad beats and coolers that should almost never happen but it always a complete douche bag that has misplayed his hand from the time he saw the first hole card untill the river I mean jesus chirst are you [censored] kidding me poker stars.

grand mellons bloody knuckles are nothing compared to the [censored] I have broken up and beaten the [censored] out of the last few days.

PokerStars Game #13348837472: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/19 - 22:20:54 (ET)
Table 'Mizar' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MarkesanMike ($24.70 in chips)
Seat 2: RIVERFI$HER ($125.50 in chips)
Seat 3: matawispar ($280.55 in chips)
Seat 4: ElkGrove Kid ($66.65 in chips)
Seat 5: SHIPdaCHEEZ ($144.60 in chips)
Seat 6: blunty31 ($308.80 in chips)
Seat 7: jackk frost ($192 in chips)
Seat 8: Hawkcmp2k ($119.65 in chips)
Seat 9: poo-onastick ($385.45 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
Hawkcmp2k: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [3s 3d]
poo-onastick: folds
MarkesanMike: raises $3 to $5
RIVERFI$HER: folds
matawispar: folds
ElkGrove Kid: folds
SHIPdaCHEEZ: folds
blunty31: folds
blunty31 leaves the table
jackk frost: calls $4
Hawkcmp2k: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h Ah]
Doikito joins the table at seat #6
RIVERFI$HER is sitting out
jackk frost: bets $11
Hawkcmp2k: calls $11
MarkesanMike: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h Ah] [Tc]
jackk frost: bets $30
Hawkcmp2k: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h Ah Tc] [7h]
jackk frost: checks
Hawkcmp2k: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [3s 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
Hawkcmp2k: shows [Jc Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hawkcmp2k collected $94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $97 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 3h Ah Tc 7h]
Seat 1: MarkesanMike folded on the Flop
Seat 2: RIVERFI$HER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: matawispar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ElkGrove Kid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SHIPdaCHEEZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: blunty31 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jackk frost (small blind) showed [3s 3d] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 8: Hawkcmp2k (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($94) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: poo-onastick folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[illini43]

Downswing continues, lost 8, yes 8! buyins at 50NL [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Taking the night off to do something else.

[iponnet]

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how much longer can this keep going on before I with draw my entie bankroll and never play at stars again I mean come the [censored] on. Not only do I countinualy take highly unlikely bad beats and coolers that should almost never happen but it always a complete douche bag that has misplayed his hand from the time he saw the first hole card untill the river I mean jesus chirst are you [censored] kidding me poker stars.

grand mellons bloody knuckles are nothing compared to the [censored] I have broken up and beaten the [censored] out of the last few days.

PokerStars Game #13348837472: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/19 - 22:20:54 (ET)
Table 'Mizar' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MarkesanMike ($24.70 in chips)
Seat 2: RIVERFI$HER ($125.50 in chips)
Seat 3: matawispar ($280.55 in chips)
Seat 4: ElkGrove Kid ($66.65 in chips)
Seat 5: SHIPdaCHEEZ ($144.60 in chips)
Seat 6: blunty31 ($308.80 in chips)
Seat 7: jackk frost ($192 in chips)
Seat 8: Hawkcmp2k ($119.65 in chips)
Seat 9: poo-onastick ($385.45 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
Hawkcmp2k: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [3s 3d]
poo-onastick: folds
MarkesanMike: raises $3 to $5
RIVERFI$HER: folds
matawispar: folds
ElkGrove Kid: folds
SHIPdaCHEEZ: folds
blunty31: folds
blunty31 leaves the table
jackk frost: calls $4
Hawkcmp2k: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h Ah]
Doikito joins the table at seat #6
RIVERFI$HER is sitting out
jackk frost: bets $11
Hawkcmp2k: calls $11
MarkesanMike: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h Ah] [Tc]
jackk frost: bets $30
Hawkcmp2k: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h Ah Tc] [7h]
jackk frost: checks
Hawkcmp2k: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [3s 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
Hawkcmp2k: shows [Jc Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hawkcmp2k collected $94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $97 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 3h Ah Tc 7h]
Seat 1: MarkesanMike folded on the Flop
Seat 2: RIVERFI$HER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: matawispar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ElkGrove Kid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SHIPdaCHEEZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: blunty31 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jackk frost (small blind) showed [3s 3d] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 8: Hawkcmp2k (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($94) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: poo-onastick folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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I dont know but I would be very happy after this hand, this is what you should get bloody knuckles for....

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $200
SB: $279.35
BB: $287.35
UTG: $683.70
UTG+1: $240.80
UTG+2: $186
Hero (MP1): $240.40
MP2: $312
CO: $70.95

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $35</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $240.40 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $165 and is All-In

Flop: ($405) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($405) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($405) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $405 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON $402 (+$202 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$200 NET)