First time at Strip club (Long) - Page 5

One Outer · #41 10-18-2007, 07:02 AM

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I then one day saw her at my job and talked for a little while. It was awkward conversation and she didnt look that hot at all in person.

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Sorry to bump this thread, but needed to add: if you ever need to cure yourself of a stripper, just stick around until they get to bright lights/kick you out time. It's a very humbling experience for most of those women, and an instacure for many drooling lonely suckers. I'm surprised the dancers don't scurry like cockroaches being attacked by a giant bottle of RAID.

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I second this. As a sometime strip club bouncer in Minneapolis, this is part of the hilarity of working in a strip club. The girls are about, oh, I don't know, 3 times less hot when the lights are up.

Oh, and please be careful about banging strippers. A LOT of them have diseases (IMO, no I did not get the herp; you just learn these things in the club behind the scenes). And you can't date them. Don't even think about that. Not that that will be a problem. These broads are interested in money and only money. An 18 year old kid has no shot.

Gary Stevenson · #42 10-18-2007, 08:21 AM

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so you ended up hooking up with her, right?

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i heard they got engaged

dchz · #43 10-18-2007, 08:27 AM

seriously what happened?

GreywolfNYC · #44 10-18-2007, 08:57 AM

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Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple [censored] like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc.

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This was your opening. You should have taken her out for a bite to eat.

Riverman · #45 10-18-2007, 10:27 AM

If 2+2ers are this stupid about strippers (and pretty much all stripper threads confirm as much), I can't imagine how dumb the general public is in these situations.

EmpireMaker2 · #46 10-18-2007, 02:56 PM

140+ omg wow!!!! And never fall in love with a stripper its not possible they just wan your money bro.

odellthurman · #47 10-18-2007, 05:17 PM

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I don't pay to have sex with strippers ever, if i wanna pay then i'd just get a prossie.

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Prossie? This is worse than the OP. Please stop.

kinda · #48 10-18-2007, 05:38 PM

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the strip club is up in WA state.

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Was it in Everett?

gaming_mouse · #49 10-18-2007, 05:40 PM

500... roflol

SackUp · #50 10-18-2007, 06:36 PM

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God I hate rebuyboy for bumping this.

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So you are saying it didn't work out? Eff me!