Most ridiculous 3/6 session ever - Page 2

AE6 · #11 11-13-2007, 03:39 PM

i like the one where you win over 300 BBs on a bluff

Barrin6 · #12 11-13-2007, 03:41 PM

I seen the hand... it's gross lol

Pasterbator · #13 11-13-2007, 03:42 PM

Lets start smallest to biggest:

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Hero ($5899.75)
BB ($5900.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero raises to $281, BB calls $183.

Flop: ($547) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $320, BB calls $320.

Turn: ($1187) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($1187) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $1187

Results in white below: 
BB has Qc Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Hero has 9h Tc (one pair, tens).
Outcome: BB wins $1187. 

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Hero ($5094.05)
Button ($600)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($39) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $24, Hero raises to $89, Button raises to $606 (All-In), Hero calls $493.

Turn: ($1203) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1203) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1203

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jc 9s (two pair, jacks and nines).
Button doesn't show. He has K9
Outcome: Hero wins $1227. 

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Hero ($1596)
BB ($637)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $60, Hero raises to $176, BB calls $101.

Flop: ($337) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($337) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $175, Hero calls $175.

River: ($687) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $307 (All-In), Hero calls $307.

Final Pot: $1301

Results in white below: 
BB has Jd As (two pair, aces and jacks).
Hero has Ad Kh (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $1301. 

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Hero ($9962.25)
BB ($682)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls $3, BB raises to $83, Hero raises to $9968.25 (All-In), BB calls $605 (All-In).

Flop: ($1376) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1376) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1376) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1376

Results in white below: 
BB doesn't show.
Hero has Ah 3h (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $10656.25. 

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Hero ($4504.25)
Button ($1820.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero raises to $62, Button calls $38.

Flop: ($121) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $75, Button calls $75.

Turn: ($271) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $175, Hero calls $175.

River: ($621) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $499, Hero calls $499.

Final Pot: $1619

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jc Jh (one pair, jacks).
Button has 7h 8h (two pair, eights and sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $1619. 

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Hero ($7219.25)
Button ($885)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero raises to $62, Button raises to $906 (All-In), Hero calls $829.

Flop: ($1782) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1782) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1782) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1782

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Qd (one pair, fives).
Button doesn't show. He has Q7o
Outcome: Hero wins $1797. 

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Hero ($9262.25)
BB ($1381)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero calls $59.

Flop: ($163) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $177, Hero calls $177.

Turn: ($517) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($517) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1127 (All-In), Hero calls $1127.

Final Pot: $2771

Results in white below: 
BB has Ac Ad (four of a kind, aces).
Hero has Th 9c (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: BB wins $2771. 

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Hero ($7901.75)
Button ($1953.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($39) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $77, Hero raises to $230, Button calls $153.

Turn: ($499) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $300, Button raises to $1705.75 (All-In), Hero calls $1405.75.

River: ($0) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3910.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ts Ac (two pair, tens and twos).
Button doesn't show. KT [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Outcome: Hero wins $3910.50. 

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Hero ($7854.50)
Button ($1977)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero raises to $66, Button calls $42.

Flop: ($129) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $80, Button calls $80.

Turn: ($289) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $220, Button raises to $440, Hero raises to $7934.5 (All-In), Button calls $1397 (All-In).

River: ($3963) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $3963

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9c 8c (one pair, sevens).
Button doesn't show. KING [censored] 3
Outcome: Hero wins $10060.50. i did not win

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Hero ($4407.50)
BB ($8864.75)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero calls $59.

Flop: ($163) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $154, Hero calls $154.

Turn: ($471) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $462, Hero calls $462.

River: ($1395) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1386, Hero calls $1386.

Final Pot: $4167

Results in white below: 
BB has 7h Kh (two pair, kings and sevens).
Hero has Ks Jh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins $4167. 

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Hero ($8206.25)
BB ($3601)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero calls $59.

Flop: ($163) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $154, Hero calls $154.

Turn: ($471) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $462, Hero calls $462.

River: ($1395) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1386, Hero calls $1386.

Final Pot: $4167

Results in white below: 
BB has Ah Qh (one pair, queens).
Hero has Th Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $4167. 

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Hero ($2396.50)
BB ($10874.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero calls $59.

Flop: ($163) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $154, Hero calls $154.

Turn: ($471) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $320, BB raises to $640, Hero raises to $2485.5 (All-In), BB calls $1525.50.

River: ($4802) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $4802

Results in white below: 
BB doesn't show. Queen [censored] Jack
Hero has Ac 9s (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $4802. BB wins $320. 

Seriously wtf

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Hero ($3020.55)
BB ($2668.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls $3, BB checks.

Flop: ($12) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $48, Hero calls $36.

Turn: ($108) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $108, Hero raises to $330, BB raises to $2722.5 (All-In), Hero calls $2284.50.

River: ($5337) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $5337

Results in white below: 
BB doesn't show. King [censored] Seven
Hero has 7c Js (full house, sevens full of jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $5445. 

I was sooo happy to get my money in here

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Hero ($6974)
BB ($2875.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $83, Hero calls $59.

Flop: ($163) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $177, Hero calls $177.

Turn: ($517) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $577, Hero calls $577.

River: ($1671) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1962, Hero calls $1962.

Final Pot: $5595

Results in white below: 
BB has Ac Kh (one pair, aces).
Hero has Js As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $5595.

jasonfish11 · #14 11-13-2007, 03:42 PM

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icanseeyourcards · #15 11-13-2007, 03:43 PM

OMFG!

GRAPH !!!!!!

pokerchap · #16 11-13-2007, 03:43 PM

POST THE BOMB

Pasterbator · #17 11-13-2007, 03:44 PM

AND THE BIGGEST HAND 3/6 HAS EVER SEEN AND THE ONE THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OFF MY FACE:

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Hero ($6278.25)
Button ($5512.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero raises to $66, Button raises to $198, Hero calls $117.

Flop: ($381) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $354, Hero raises to $1050, Button calls $696.

Turn: ($2481) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $999, Hero raises to $5051.25 (All-In), Button calls $3286.50 (All-In).

River: ($11052) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $11052

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qs Jc (high card, ace).
Button doesn't show. ACE SIX OFF SUIT ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME
Outcome: Hero wins $11817.75. 

AND SINCE THE CONVERTER DOESNT WORK:

FullTiltPoker Game #4160493870: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:18:53 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($6,278.25)
Seat 2: mu_empire ($5,512.50)
mu_empire posts the small blind of $3
Pasterbator posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [Qs Jc]
mu_empire raises to $18
Pasterbator raises to $60
mu_empire raises to $177
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator calls $117
*** FLOP *** [4c Th 9c]
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire bets $354
Pasterbator raises to $1,050
mu_empire calls $696
*** TURN *** [4c Th 9c] [Ah]
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire bets $999
Pasterbator raises to $5,051.25, and is all in
mu_empire calls $3,286.50, and is all in
Pasterbator shows [Qs Jc]
mu_empire shows [Ad 6c]
Uncalled bet of $765.75 returned to Pasterbator
*** RIVER *** [4c Th 9c Ah] [3d]
Pasterbator shows Ace Queen high
mu_empire shows a pair of Aces
mu_empire wins the pot ($11,024.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,025 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c Th 9c Ah 3d]
Seat 1: Pasterbator (big blind) showed [Qs Jc] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 2: mu_empire (small blind) showed [Ad 6c] and won ($11,024.50) with a pair of Aces

icanseeyourcards · #18 11-13-2007, 03:45 PM

LOL

GRAPH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pasterbator · #19 11-13-2007, 03:47 PM

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] And the obligatory graph:

I'm guessing this isnt what you mean when you say "Gotta get back to even!"

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Triumph36 · #20 11-13-2007, 03:47 PM

i feel like i have gone back in time looking at these hands