"What are you thinking?"

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Luckily for me, my girlfriend reads Cosmo, which told her to stop asking.

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Ye Gods, does she make you take those horrible "relationship tests"?

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This is offset somewhat by all the "10 more things you should be doing to your man during sex" articles

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I love how these women's mags have a strange combo of super dirty and super lame things.

Ten things to suprise your man with in bed

1) You want him to treat you like a princess, treat him like a prince! Men like flowers too! Sprinkles some rose petals on the bed to set the romantic mood and he will reward you!
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7) When you're pleasuring him orally, flip him over and toss some salad while calling him master, then finger his ass while you let him finish on your face. Trust us, he'll love it!

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Awesome.