jury service monday

[Mitch Evans]

[TomCollins]

Go, pretend not to speak English. This works even better if you are Asian.

[TiK]

Or just go and tell them you're prejudiced. They don't seem to want prejudiced people on their juries.

The last time I was at jury duty:

Judge: Do you think you can be unbiased with regards to this case?
Tik: No.
Judge: That's too bad (shaking his head in a disapproving manner). You are dismissed.

[hyde]

stop being a little bitch, suck it up and fulfill your civic responsibility

and bring a book. Lots of waiting around.

[Case Closed]

I was worried about jury duty when I had to do it. But it just ended up being me sitting around for a couple of hours until they told they had no cases.

[Elevens]

Untuck your sack and stop being a bitch.

[turnipmonster]

if you have important stuff to do just postpone, otherwise just go and get it over with, it's really not that bad (and I say this have recently done jury duty in brooklyn).

--turnipmonster

[Girchuck]

Don't have to say you are predjudiced. Just say that you are very analytical, and have to use a lot of logical thinking in your line of work. The attorney with the weakest case will kick you out.

[Gunny Highway]

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Go, pretend not to speak English. This works even better if you are Asian.

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Based on his calling it "jury service" this will definitely work. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[JPinAZ]

Be sure to exercise your duty to judge the law in question as well as the facts of the case.

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