***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Effen]

Poker is horrible. I need a coach. Or a mood coach. Such a foul [censored] mood. Or both. God. Damnit. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[TheProdigy]

Tables are great tonight, but alas I am running so bad.

Vs the same 75/23/4:
Set under flush
Flush under flush
set under straight.

Vs another 67/25/3:
Set under set, and my favorite hand of the night:

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $236
CO: $116.40
BTN: $620
Hero (SB): $791.50
BB: $373.50
UTG: $62

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $4, <font color="red">MP raises to $12</font>, CO calls $12, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $56</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $44, <font color="red">CO raises to $116.40 and is All-In</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $358</font>, MP folds

Flop: ($296.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($296.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($296.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $296.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Four to Eight) and WON $293.80 (+$177.40 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$116.40 NET)

[Effen]

Looking for a poker coach -- PM me if interested. Wanna bounce some things off someone 1 on 1.

[grouchie]

dropped down to try out playing a ton of tables at 25NL

this whole graph is a combo of anywhere between 20-24 tables on a constant basis. A few breaks in between to keep sanity of course.

[CalledDownLight]

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I miss you pokerstars and Mr. Jones
not



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$10/hand is pretty good.

Congrats ASpoker.

[jlp_2908]

I usually dont complete this hand from the sb...
I really thought I was value betting the whole hand while he was probaly thinking "DAM he hit his set....I'll call.....WTF?!?!?

"Party Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 10 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

: $20.01
: $15.65
: $1.75
: $0.46
: $12.76
: $10
: $1.30
: $2.38
Hero (): $10.20
: $1.85

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero ()
<font color="red"> raises to $0.40</font>, 7 folds, Hero calls $0.35, folds

Flop: ($0.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red"> bets $0.90</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.20</font>, calls $1.30

Turn: ($5.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.70</font>, calls $3.70

River: ($12.70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.90 and is All-In</font>, calls $3.90

Results: $20.50 Pot ($1 Rake)
showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and LOST (-$10.20 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $19.50 (+$9.30 NET)

[rdrr]

Behold... the most ridiculous beat I have ever been handed... it's not mathematically as bad as runner-runner quads &gt; set, but I'd say it's about as outrageously tilt-inducing considering the betting action.

PokerStars Game #13029318577: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/04 - 01:31:14 (ET)
Table 'Lilium' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: achen ($201.05 in chips)
Seat 2: KKozhuKK ($156 in chips)
Seat 3: ßlood Lust ($160.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 ($229.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Dockman777 ($131.85 in chips)
Seat 6: TiiB ($263 in chips)
Seat 7: pandeyrr ($417.95 in chips)
Seat 8: capaneo ($192 in chips)
Seat 9: troutsterman ($88.40 in chips)
Ruethless07: posts small blind $1
Dockman777: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [Kd Kh]
TiiB: folds
pandeyrr: raises $12 to $14
capaneo: folds
troutsterman: folds
TiiB is sitting out
achen: raises $28 to $42
KKozhuKK: folds
ßlood Lust: folds
Ruethless07: folds
Dockman777: folds
pandeyrr: calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7c Td]
pandeyrr: bets $375.95 and is all-in
achen: calls $159.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qs 7c Td] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7c Td 2d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pandeyrr: shows [2h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
achen: mucks hand
pandeyrr collected $402.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $405.10 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 7c Td 2d 9s]
Seat 1: achen mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 2: KKozhuKK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ßlood Lust (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Dockman777 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: TiiB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pandeyrr showed [2h 9c] and won ($402.10) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 8: capaneo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: troutsterman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[rdrr]

LOL, 4 hands later...

PokerStars Game #13029363838: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/04 - 01:35:54 (ET)
Table 'Lilium' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: achen ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: KKozhuKK ($140 in chips)
Seat 3: ßlood Lust ($166.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 ($243.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Dockman777 ($127.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Hailen ($98 in chips)
Seat 7: pandeyrr ($621.60 in chips)
Seat 8: capaneo ($189 in chips)
Seat 9: troutsterman ($84.40 in chips)
troutsterman: posts small blind $1
achen: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [2c Jh]
KKozhuKK: calls $2
ßlood Lust: folds
Ruethless07: raises $4 to $6
Dockman777: raises $12 to $18
Hailen: folds
pandeyrr: calls $18
capaneo: folds
troutsterman: folds
achen: folds
KKozhuKK: calls $16
Ruethless07: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [7h Ts 9c]
KKozhuKK: checks
Ruethless07: checks
Dockman777: bets $109.85 and is all-in
pandeyrr: raises $109.85 to $219.70
KKozhuKK: folds
Ruethless07: folds
*** TURN *** [7h Ts 9c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7h Ts 9c Jc] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dockman777: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
pandeyrr: shows [9s Tc] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
pandeyrr collected $291.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $294.70 | Rake $3
Board [7h Ts 9c Jc Qd]
Seat 1: achen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: KKozhuKK folded on the Flop
Seat 3: ßlood Lust folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Dockman777 showed [Ac Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Hailen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pandeyrr showed [9s Tc] and won ($291.70) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 8: capaneo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: troutsterman (small blind) folded before Flop

[CalledDownLight]

[ QUOTE ]
Behold... the most ridiculous beat I have ever been handed... it's not mathematically as bad as runner-runner quads &gt; set, but I'd say it's about as outrageously tilt-inducing considering the betting action.

PokerStars Game #13029318577: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/04 - 01:31:14 (ET)
Table 'Lilium' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: achen ($201.05 in chips)
Seat 2: KKozhuKK ($156 in chips)
Seat 3: ßlood Lust ($160.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 ($229.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Dockman777 ($131.85 in chips)
Seat 6: TiiB ($263 in chips)
Seat 7: pandeyrr ($417.95 in chips)
Seat 8: capaneo ($192 in chips)
Seat 9: troutsterman ($88.40 in chips)
Ruethless07: posts small blind $1
Dockman777: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [Kd Kh]
TiiB: folds
pandeyrr: raises $12 to $14
capaneo: folds
troutsterman: folds
TiiB is sitting out
achen: raises $28 to $42
KKozhuKK: folds
ßlood Lust: folds
Ruethless07: folds
Dockman777: folds
pandeyrr: calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7c Td]
pandeyrr: bets $375.95 and is all-in
achen: calls $159.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qs 7c Td] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7c Td 2d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pandeyrr: shows [2h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
achen: mucks hand
pandeyrr collected $402.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $405.10 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 7c Td 2d 9s]
Seat 1: achen mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 2: KKozhuKK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ßlood Lust (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ruethless07 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Dockman777 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: TiiB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pandeyrr showed [2h 9c] and won ($402.10) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 8: capaneo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: troutsterman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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but he had 2 backdoor gutshots

[jlp_2908]

You should be able to win a portion of that money back HOW can anyone be that terrible at those limits?