My new 24 Hour Fitness is in West LA

[DonkeyKongSr]

Beat: There were a lot of naked dudes in the locker room
Brag: All the straight chicks are mine
Variance: I'm not sure if any of the chicks were straight

Beat: There are 3 non-24 Hour gyms in more hetero neighborhoods closer to my house
Brag: Due to a billing error, I haven't paid any membership dues in almost a year
Variance: It may be worth paying money for less penisy locker rooms

Beat: Lots of guys were staring at my ass while I was on the treadmill
Brag: That part really turned on your mom
Variance: She made me SIIHP while calling her Lance


So, BBV4L, help my out. How do I stop from catching teh ghey? I have potential, so not working out is not an option. Should I do the chick thing and bring a sweater to cover my ass while running? Should I take advantage of all the eager spotters in the weight room? Should I go an extra few miles out of my way to a straighter neighborhood? Am I too late? Did I catch teh ghey by walking in the door? Did I already have it? KY or Astroglide?