Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[Buzz-cp]

also "calls T-hi"

[MrWookie]

Right. You see where the line went straight up? That's exactly where you started sweating. Then it went down again. Then everyone else came. Then it rocketed off into ROBUSTO.

[Ignignokt]

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Oh, it's past midnight, woo... thanks.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] The big 4-0.

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Welcome to the club.

And take pleasure in not being as old as Sting.

[Xhad]

OMG I think I just left the most passive game ever. I should have realized what I was getting into before I dealt my first hand and saw a hand where 2 people flopped top pair and the final pot was THE PREFLOP LIMPS.

I flop trips 8-handed out of the BB on a 663 flop. I check, immediately berate myself internally and it checks around. I bet turn and river and get called in two places, discovering that the fscking BUTTON had J6.

I check in the BB with A5o. Flop A93. I bet and get one caller. 4 turns. I bet and he calls. River 7. I'm deciding whether to bet or not ("if you would have called a bet" etc doesn't apply here because I'M NOT) and decide to bet. He calls with QQ. LOL.

Fish limps, I iso with A8s, SB and fishy call. Flop K35, fish minbets (this was a spread limit game), I call, SB makes a full raise, fish calls, I fold. Turn Q and river 7 check through, SB has AA. LOL.

Biggest pot of the night: I pfr AA and get two callers. Flop AJ9, second limper donks, I raise, first limper check/3bets, other limper calls and I cap. They check/call turn 7 and river 8, they have AK and JJ, NICE NOT RAISING PF GUYS.

I'd almost forgotten what it was like to be the only person at the table who ever 3bets pf.

[OziBattler]

kerowo, please post birthday related lolcats kitty pic. mkay thx

happy b-day KO

[Buzz-cp]

this is ps?

[Xhad]

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this is ps?

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B&M

[Brain]

Standard.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG (t8680)
UTG+1 (t4200)
MP1 (t2445)
MP2 (t2995)
<font color="#C00000">CO (t1815)</font>
Button (t3393)
SB (t4047)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t2235)</font>

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t1790</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero instacalls t1590.

Flop: (t3555) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3555) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t3555) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t3555

Results:
Hero has As Ac (two pair, aces and jacks).
CO has 2c Kc (flush, king high).
Outcome: CO wins t3555.

This crippled me to 14th place (aka last, 7 places ITM). I got lucky and doubled up and then triples up w/TT v AK v AK. Then I think I got wimpy 5 handed w/two bad aces which I probably should have shoved. I need to find a good ICM calculator or something.

[00Snitch]

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kerowo, please post birthday related lolcats kitty pic. mkay thx

happy b-day KO


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Allow me..

[Thomas Newton]

So last night I am telling Fret that I am tilting a littl bit and shouldn't play the cards for monies tonite and he says, ' just go and do something fun instead.'

I wait a while get bored until I sign up at a $30+3 SNG on Stars.

Ok so I do the work to get to the point but the last hand required no pokering skill whatsoever.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

<font color="#C00000">BB :#A500AF(Vill)/ (t6605)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t6895)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1200</font>, BB :#A500AF(Vill)/ calls t800.

Flop: (t2025) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Vill checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Vill raises to t5380</font>, Hero calls t4180.

Turn: (t12785) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t12785) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t12785

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Vill has Ac Ah (flush, king high).
Hero has Ad 4d (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins t12785. </font>

Feel like I should give him some commision or something.