Sex advice needed: trouble performing with new partner

[Nick-Zack]

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Welcome to your mid to late 30's/early 40's, dude. Happens all the time. Accept it. If you are really in your 20's, don't worry, this will become part of your regular life.

Anyway, quit being retarded. You are trying to screw a 40 year old married woman while (presumably) you have a 20-something girlfriend.

Trust me. You will have plenty of opportunties later in life to screw late 30/40 somethings. It will be great when you do. But, you (almost never) will have another opportunity in life to screw 20-somethings on any sort of regular basis like you do now.

I wish I could make you guys truly understand this. I mean it.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

[Butso]

This should get you going

[Michael Davis]

I'd be more interested in reading a post about how one is able to get through life knowing he is a human piece of garbage.

-Michael

[Fishmonger]

has to be kkf

[sdunsmb]

meh, I have had these issues a few times, but have always been really drunk. pretty sure it is mostly pyschological, so just relax as much as possible.

[DrewDevil]

Hire a stunt dick and tell her to close her eyes?

[im a model]

i have a story along these lines. my friend and i were in tallin (estonia) and met these three girls while we were drinking outside (prices for drinks in the club are completely outrageous). one of them was clearly above the other two. so in between drinking and going to the club, we wanted to change clothes (warmth, dont want to spill on festive apparel). so we said we would meet them at the a particular club.

so back at the hotel we decided that since one was a 9 and the others were like a 6 and a 5, that 6+5 was about 9. so one could get the 9, and the other would get the other two. fortunately i would prefer one girl of high quality whereas he would prefer two girls of lower quality.

fast forward to the end of the night, and isolate him because his story is the one with the relevance, he is making out with both girls on the bed. then they both get naked and take off his pants. one starts going down on him but he is totally unresponsive. according to him he said his mind was "kehruu... pakokauhu...." ("spinning... panic....") this wasnt very funny at the moment, because i was downstairs with the 9, and we were interrupted and she was taken away by the 6 and 5, who were disappointed and disenchanted and wanted to go back to their hotel. but whenever im bored, i think of my friend on the brink of a dream-fulfilling threesome, two naked girls begging for it and all he has to do is stick his dick in them, but the Lord hath smote his wang.

but as far as actual advice is concerned, i take liquid tadalafil basically every three days. you dont become dependent on it or immune to it, so its akin to taking aspirin every day for your heart. since i started taking it, my wang has been more responsive, and my refractory period is shorter. and i havent had any soul-crushing experiences of totally embarassing and monumentally awkward penile failure during threesomes. ha. gets me every time. pm me if you want a web address for the site i get it from.

[EgoSlasher]

Up your testosterone levels by working out more, and/or try this : http://www.nicemuscle.com/zma-82071.htm.

It will probably help, then go [censored] your withered 40yr old married women with a husband that will probably hunt you down and hurt you.

[wonderwes]

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smoke a joint beforehand

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This is possibly the best advice listed

[aheravi]

Sounds like you're stressing. Solve this mathematically

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(my other account has 100>1000 posts).

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and you should be good to go.