Christmas Haikus

[VoraciousReader]

my monitor glows
like christmas lights against snow
then packages come!

[rothko]

both grandmas just died
dad is divorcing again
happy holidays

[SeeYouSoon]

adverts on the tube
it must be that "jolly" time
Need a Foreman grill?

[suppasonic]

Expensive Presents.
Happy Birthday Jesus Christ
Thanks for the time off.

[katyseagull]

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both grandmas just died
dad is divorcing again
happy holidays

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This one makes me cry.
We could use holiday cheer.
How about a song? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Blarg]

From Santa Pimp:

Hookers are cheaper
In the sweet cold Christmas snow
Where my money, b*tch?

[rothko]

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both grandmas just died
dad is divorcing again
happy holidays

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This one makes me cry.
We could use holiday cheer.
How about a song? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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chicago for now
and then vancouver next week
no time to record

[KilgoreTrout]

Ev'ry Christmas Eve
We walk to my sister's house
And stumble back home.

[OrigamiSensei]

Not Christmas-related, but a wintry one I wrote long ago:

December romance
Walking along beside me
Nestled in her coat

[diebitter]

The poor dyslexic
was scared. He read Satan would
come down his chimney.