Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[shaundeeb]

3 minutes earlier talking how this is biggest stack in 150 I've had in 4 months. This is how I lose it back to back hands. erm I suck at posting reposted same hand twce

PokerStars Game #11749246811: Tournament #58809312, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/28 - 22:47:25 (ET)
Table '58809312 65' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: d0r1t0s (15336 in chips)
Seat 2: NORCALonica (4275 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (6680 in chips)
Seat 4: mman_status (2963 in chips)
Seat 5: t_money68 (15715 in chips)
Seat 6: ardyess (6298 in chips)
Seat 7: ianblaze84 (7885 in chips)
Seat 8: Kenny Rap (5252 in chips)
Seat 9: palacedeano (5107 in chips)
d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10
NORCALonica: posts the ante 10
shaundeeb: posts the ante 10
mman_status: posts the ante 10
t_money68: posts the ante 10
ardyess: posts the ante 10
ianblaze84: posts the ante 10
Kenny Rap: posts the ante 10
palacedeano: posts the ante 10
mman_status: posts small blind 100
t_money68: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Js Jd]
ardyess: folds
ianblaze84: folds
Kenny Rap: folds
palacedeano: calls 200
d0r1t0s: folds
NORCALonica said, "i think hes putting himself on ak"
NORCALonica: folds
shaundeeb: raises 500 to 700
t_money68 said, "exactly"
shaundeeb said, "def"
mman_status: folds
t_money68: folds
palacedeano: calls 500
*** FLOP *** [4d 5h 9d]
palacedeano: checks
shaundeeb: bets 1000
palacedeano: calls 1000
*** TURN *** [4d 5h 9d] [8s]
palacedeano: bets 2200
shaundeeb: raises 2770 to 4970 and is all-in
palacedeano: calls 1197 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [4d 5h 9d 8s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palacedeano: shows [Th Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
shaundeeb: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
shaundeeb said, "are you ****ing kiddening me"
palacedeano collected 10584 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10584 | Rake 0
Board [4d 5h 9d 8s 7s]
Seat 1: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NORCALonica folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: mman_status (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: t_money68 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ardyess folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ianblaze84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: palacedeano showed [Th Jh] and won (10584) with a straight, Seven to Jack
PokerStars Game #11749265289: Tournament #58809312, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/28 - 22:48:25 (ET)
Table '58809312 65' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: d0r1t0s (15326 in chips)
Seat 2: NORCALonica (4265 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (1573 in chips)
Seat 4: mman_status (2853 in chips)
Seat 5: t_money68 (15505 in chips)
Seat 6: ardyess (6288 in chips)
Seat 7: ianblaze84 (7875 in chips)
Seat 8: Kenny Rap (5242 in chips)
Seat 9: palacedeano (10584 in chips)
d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10
NORCALonica: posts the ante 10
shaundeeb: posts the ante 10
mman_status: posts the ante 10
t_money68: posts the ante 10
ardyess: posts the ante 10
ianblaze84: posts the ante 10
Kenny Rap: posts the ante 10
palacedeano: posts the ante 10
t_money68: posts small blind 100
ardyess: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ts Kc]
ianblaze84: folds
Kenny Rap: folds
palacedeano: folds
d0r1t0s said, "sickkkkk"
d0r1t0s: folds
shaundeeb said, "that s why I never get deep in this stupid ****ing tourney"
NORCALonica: folds
palacedeano said, "particularly sick tha one"
shaundeeb: raises 1363 to 1563 and is all-in
mman_status: folds
t_money68: calls 1463
ardyess: folds
palacedeano said, "ul mate"
*** FLOP *** [Js Jh 3c]
palacedeano said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [Js Jh 3c] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Js Jh 3c 3d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
t_money68: shows [3s Kd] (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
shaundeeb: shows [Ts Kc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
mman_status said, "ship"
t_money68 collected 3416 from pot
mman_status said, "eww"
mman_status said, "nvm"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3416 | Rake 0
Board [Js Jh 3c 3d Ks]
Seat 1: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NORCALonica folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shaundeeb showed [Ts Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 4: mman_status (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: t_money68 (small blind) showed [3s Kd] and won (3416) with a full house, Threes full of Kings
Seat 6: ardyess (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ianblaze84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: palacedeano folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ZJ123]

BACK TO BACK HANDS IN THE 33R ON FTP
WELL PLAYED RANKED PLAYERS CALLING ALL UR CHIPS OFF

Full Tilt Poker Game #3395596824: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25423358), Table 22 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:18:56 ET - 2007/08/28
Seat 1: professor plum (9,981)
Seat 2: FoldOrTilt (15,565)
Seat 3: PearlJammed (12,190)
Seat 4: therookieqq9 (11,885)
Seat 6: Believer8219 (27,090)
Seat 7: charder30 (64,130)
Seat 8: dn1980 (11,390)
Seat 9: Mig_com (11,243)
professor plum antes 50
FoldOrTilt antes 50
PearlJammed antes 50
therookieqq9 antes 50
Believer8219 antes 50
charder30 antes 50
dn1980 antes 50
Mig_com antes 50
Believer8219 posts the small blind of 250
charder30 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [7h 7c]
PearlJammed has reconnected
dn1980 has 15 seconds left to act
dn1980 folds
Mig_com folds
professor plum folds
FoldOrTilt folds
PearlJammed raises to 1,205
therookieqq9 folds
Believer8219 folds
charder30 raises to 64,080, and is all in
PearlJammed has 15 seconds left to act
PearlJammed has requested TIME
PearlJammed calls 10,935, and is all in
charder30 shows [7h 7c]
PearlJammed shows [3c 3s]
Uncalled bet of 51,940 returned to charder30
*** FLOP *** [3d Tc Th]
*** TURN *** [3d Tc Th] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [3d Tc Th Jc] [8h]
charder30 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
PearlJammed shows a full house, Threes full of Tens
PearlJammed wins the pot (24,930) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
FoldOrTilt: dammit
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24,930 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Tc Th Jc 8h]
Seat 1: professor plum folded before the Flop
Seat 2: FoldOrTilt folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PearlJammed showed [3c 3s] and won (24,930) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
Seat 4: therookieqq9 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Believer8219 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: charder30 (big blind) showed [7h 7c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 8: dn1980 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Mig_com folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #3395605199: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25423358), Table 22 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:19:43 ET - 2007/08/28
Seat 1: professor plum (9,931)
Seat 2: FoldOrTilt (15,515)
Seat 3: PearlJammed (24,930)
Seat 4: therookieqq9 (11,835)
Seat 6: Believer8219 (26,790)
Seat 7: charder30 (51,940)
Seat 8: dn1980 (11,340)
Seat 9: Mig_com (11,193)
professor plum antes 50
FoldOrTilt antes 50
PearlJammed antes 50
therookieqq9 antes 50
Believer8219 antes 50
charder30 antes 50
dn1980 antes 50
Mig_com antes 50
charder30 posts the small blind of 250
dn1980 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Th Td]
Mig_com raises to 1,500
professor plum folds
FoldOrTilt folds
PearlJammed folds
therookieqq9 folds
Believer8219 folds
charder30 raises to 51,890, and is all in
dn1980 folds
Mig_com calls 9,643, and is all in
charder30 shows [Th Td]
Mig_com shows [8d 8s]
Uncalled bet of 40,747 returned to charder30
*** FLOP *** [9d Kc 8h]
Mig_com: uisdhf
*** TURN *** [9d Kc 8h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kc 8h 5h] [7h]
charder30 shows a pair of Tens
Mig_com shows three of a kind, Eights
Mig_com wins the pot (23,186) with three of a kind, Eights
Mig_com: I misclicked really
The blinds are now 300/600 with an ante of 75
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23,186 | Rake 0
Board: [9d Kc 8h 5h 7h]
Seat 1: professor plum folded before the Flop
Seat 2: FoldOrTilt folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PearlJammed folded before the Flop
Seat 4: therookieqq9 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Believer8219 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: charder30 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 8: dn1980 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Mig_com showed [8d 8s] and won (23,186) with three of a kind, Eights

[Billy Bibbit]

[censored] [censored] stars is down again

[THAY3R]

Not really sure where to put this but I thought this would be good for a laugh


Full Tilt Poker Game #3396669729: $15,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25433537), Table 12 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:05:13 ET - 2007/08/29
Seat 1: THAY3R (10,745)
Seat 2: kidzero (21,422)
Seat 3: flor1559 (15,628)
Seat 4: dudasdb (12,246)
Seat 5: tensionbeats (19,943)
Seat 6: SyphonSoul (13,189)
Seat 7: TheJourney (6,815)
Seat 8: The Alex (16,500)
Seat 9: Im_On_Tilt (22,460)
THAY3R antes 75
kidzero antes 75
flor1559 antes 75
dudasdb antes 75
tensionbeats antes 75
SyphonSoul antes 75
TheJourney antes 75
The Alex antes 75
Im_On_Tilt antes 75
flor1559 posts the small blind of 300
dudasdb posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [6d 6s]
tensionbeats folds
SyphonSoul raises to 1,600
TheJourney folds
The Alex folds
Im_On_Tilt folds
THAY3R has 15 seconds left to act
THAY3R raises to 10,670, and is all in
kidzero folds
flor1559 has 15 seconds left to act
THAY3R is feeling angry
THAY3R is feeling confused
THAY3R is feeling happy
flor1559 is sitting out
flor1559 has timed out
flor1559 folds
THAY3R is feeling confused
dudasdb folds
flor1559 has returned
THAY3R is feeling angry
THAY3R is feeling happy
THAY3R is feeling confused
THAY3R is feeling confused
THAY3R is feeling angry
THAY3R is feeling confused
THAY3R is feeling angry
SyphonSoul calls 9,070
THAY3R shows [6d 6s]
THAY3R is feeling confused
SyphonSoul shows [Td Ad]
THAY3R is feeling angry
*** FLOP *** [4c Kc 7c]
*** TURN *** [4c Kc 7c] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [4c Kc 7c 3d] [7s]
THAY3R is feeling happy
THAY3R shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
SyphonSoul shows a pair of Sevens
THAY3R wins the pot (22,915) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Zima421 (Observer): holdddddddddddd
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22,915 | Rake 0
Board: [4c Kc 7c 3d 7s]
Seat 1: THAY3R showed [6d 6s] and won (22,915) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Seat 2: kidzero (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: flor1559 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: dudasdb (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: tensionbeats folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SyphonSoul showed [Td Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 7: TheJourney folded before the Flop
Seat 8: The Alex folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Im_On_Tilt folded before the Flop

[thac]

THAY3R THAT'S THE BEST HH EVER

[thac]

Hey PS, one time when I make it deep in a MTT and I suck out, can I hold plz?

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t1000/t2000
(Ante: t200)
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t59311
UTG+1: t39233
MP1: t26554
MP2: t79056
Hero: t52404
Button: t92275
SB: t65070
BB: t45398

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to t6000</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t6000 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t10600)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t27000</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in t39033</font>, MP2 folds, Hero calls t12033 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t76633)</font>.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666)


Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666)


Results:
Final pot: t88666

UTG+1 has QQ ldo


w/ 40 left in the 2am $33 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[benza13]

Sigh, just ended my longest session in months with my second 10-18 finish of the night, along with bubbling 2 tourney's tonight and some goddamn horrid luck overall. Probably my favorite hand of the night was losing an all in with JJ on a KK8 rainbow flop to 57o

[MAF]

lol @ slowplay:


Game #4442652813: Tourney (ID5416301) $5+$1 - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2007/08/29 - 23:45:33 (UK)
Table "5416301 - 1" Seat 7 is the button.
Seat 1: The_dr002 (4655 in chips)
Seat 2: Hulya2508 (8215 in chips)
Seat 3: Eye_spy (8690 in chips)
Seat 4: Cartebleu (5070 in chips)
Seat 5: Lutontno1 (4950 in chips)
Seat 6: Bazzadaz (12540 in chips)
Seat 7: Yarak31 (20170 in chips)
Seat 9: Dami20043 (3060 in chips)
Seat 10: Ric110329 (3235 in chips)
Dami20043: posts small blind 150
Ric110329: posts big blind 300
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Cartebleu [Jd Ac]
The_dr002: folds
Hulya2508: folds
Eye_spy: folds
Cartebleu: raises to 750
Lutontno1: calls 750
Bazzadaz: folds
Yarak31: calls 750
Dami20043: folds
Ric110329: calls 450
----- FLOP ----- [3d 2h Ts]
Ric110329: checks
Cartebleu: checks
Lutontno1: checks
Yarak31: checks
----- TURN ----- [3d 2h Ts][5h]
Ric110329: checks
Cartebleu: bets 4320 and is all-in
Lutontno1: folds
Yarak31: folds
Ric110329: is all-in 2485
Returned uncalled bets 1,835 to Cartebleu
----- RIVER ----- [3d 2h Ts 5h][Ah]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Cartebleu: shows [Jd Ac] (A Pair of Aces, Jack high)
Cartebleu collected 8120 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 8120 Main pot 8120 Rake 0
Board [3d 2h Ts 5h Ah]
Seat 1: The_dr002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hulya2508 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Eye_spy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cartebleu showed [Jd Ac] and won (8120) with A Pair of Aces, Jack high
Seat 5: Lutontno1 folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Bazzadaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Yarak31 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Dami20043 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Ric110329 (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high

Then 4 hands later:

Game #4442710193: Tourney (ID5416301) $5+$1 - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2007/08/29 - 23:50:54 (UK)

Table "5416301 - 1" Seat 5 is the button.

Seat 3: Eye_spy (8290 in chips)
Seat 4: Cartebleu (8780 in chips)
Seat 5: Lutontno1 (11300 in chips)
Seat 6: Bazzadaz (11815 in chips)
Seat 7: Yarak31 (20205 in chips)
Seat 8: Howbazza (7215 in chips)
Seat 9: lawtizzle (4752 in chips)

Bazzadaz: posts the ante 25
Yarak31: posts the ante 25
Howbazza: posts the ante 25
lawtizzle: posts the ante 25
Eye_spy: posts the ante 25
Cartebleu: posts the ante 25
Lutontno1: posts the ante 25
Bazzadaz: posts small blind 150
Yarak31: posts big blind 300

----- HOLE CARDS -----

dealt to Cartebleu [Ac Ah] Howbazza: folds
lawtizzle: folds
Eye_spy: folds
Cartebleu: raises to 900
Lutontno1: calls 900
Bazzadaz: folds
Yarak31: calls 600

----- FLOP ----- [8h 4s 6c]
Yarak31: bets 19280 and is all-in
Cartebleu: is all-in 7855
Lutontno1: folds
Returned uncalled bets 11,425 to Yarak31

----- TURN ----- [8h 4s 6c][8c]

----- RIVER ----- [8h 4s 6c 8c][7h]

----- SHOW DOWN -----

Yarak31: shows [4c 8s] (A Full House, Eights full of Fours)
Cartebleu: shows [Ac Ah] (Two Pairs, Aces and Eights, Seven high)
Yarak31 collected 18735 from Main pot

----- SUMMARY -----

Total pot 18735 Main pot 18735 Rake 0
Board [8h 4s 6c 8c 7h]

Seat 3: Eye_spy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cartebleu showed [Ac Ah] and lost with Two Pairs, Aces and Eights, Seven high
Seat 5: Lutontno1 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Bazzadaz (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Yarak31 (big blind) showed [4c 8s] and won (18735) with A Full House, Eights full of Fours
Seat 8: Howbazza folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lawtizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet)

...and out 4 off the money [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[MasterE569]

hooray 2k downswings in the month of august for half my BR, right after my biggest score and cash out ever.....thanks for all the bad beats pokerstars.....get here september and bring football with you.

[Annulus]

once again im seriously wondering if my account is rigged at pokerstars. i just dont [censored] get it. AK losing to AJ deep in tourneys like its my [censored] job. losing to gutshot bluffers in sngs. non stop. i get my [censored] money in huge favorite time after time and still get [censored]. i can predict the doom card with like 90% accuracy. oh but i get , im just running bad and its online poker is a fair game. ok, if you say so. sure why the [censored] not. im just worse player than most of these donkeys who are winning money like its going out of style by overplaying AJ from EP deep in tourneys and sucking out 2-3 times in a row to get to a final table and the whole meanwhile i seriously dont remember the last time i sucked out. ok, end of rant. im done. go play golf in the morning. [censored] poker.