Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)

[Punker]

I agree with your line here. Back down and run away. If you look like a pussy from running away, I prefer that to looking like a pussy as he curbstomps you.

[creamfillin]

i think you need some advice from this guy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

[DigitalDeuce]

I'm not backign down from anyone (unless I've got a read that they guy is just stone-cold-wacko). I'm not a big guy, only 145 lbs, but I'm 100% sure I can go more crazy than 90% of the people I'd get into a fight with. You just gotta go in with the attitude of "If I don't take this guy out NOW, he's gonna kill me!", no matter what the situation is. You'll either be out cold in 3 seconds or doing a victory dance via "Jay and Silent Bob"-style.

[Shaqalicious]

i lol'd at the bracelets

[manguydude21]

u like that dont u

[RobBizzle]

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i think you need some advice from this guy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

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I knew that was gonna be that video before I clicked it.

[ludacris]

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i think you need some advice from this guy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/309501/1_vs_4/

see what this guy does? he's fighting 4 guys but he just goes [censored] crazy. Thats all it takes. You just have to go [censored] crazy, no fear.

[kniper]

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i think you need some advice from this guy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/309501/1_vs_4/

see what this guy does? he's fighting 4 guys but he just goes [censored] crazy. Thats all it takes. You just have to go [censored] crazy, no fear.

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this reminds me that if i ever see anyone go for the take off the shirt move, to stop them right there.... getting caught taking off your shirt has to result in a really awkward way to defend yourself.

[joes28]

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I was down at the local library with my ex, idk why I decided to go down there but we be talking n shiiiit. I start hitting on her. etc etc time goes by and sure enough her BF strolls into the joint and spots up together (we weren't doing anything but talking BTW) and comes into the room and glares at us and huffs. He then storms out.

She tells me "you better leave", to which I reply "I'm just going to hide over there like a pussy ."

And I do, and I watch as he returns and enters the room where my ex is, I don't think he saw me from there.

I decide it's time to leave as fast as possible so I scurry to the door like a field mouse and make it out rather easily. I round the corner but shiiiiit there he is coming out the other door. He's glaring at me as he walks down the sidewalk. I continue down heading for him, there's no way I can out run him because im weak and slow and I know he's seen me already.

I finally reach him and he clocks me right in the face. My adrenaline is pumping and I was ready for it so it didn't really hurt all that bad. Or at least that was what I screamed as I burst into tears.



He asks me "what the [censored] are you doing, what were you thinking?" then he tells me he could "break my [censored] legs" and he reinforces this with "I don't care man, I'll do it."

I tell him repeatedly that "I don't want any trouble here, here is my lunch money, take it. "(lol) and keep walking away. Note that there isn't a shot in hell I can take him. He has like a foot and 35235325 pounds on me.


As I'm walking away he clocks me in the back of the head and I kinda trip forward but I don't fall down. I turn around and he's laughing his ass off with my ex near the door and I go cry like a bitch behind a church till it's safe to go back home.



There, I decided this would make a sweet BBV post hopefully this story will gain me some friends , and I put some left over snow on my eye as it was starting to swell up from crying .

Beat: Got punched in the face by exs BF

Brag: didn't really get hurt

Variance: Hid behind a church and cried for over an hour .

Illustrations are by manguydude21.

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[drexah]

i didnt know talking to your ex girlfriend at a public library warrants being randomly punched in the face and sucker punched in the back of the head. i really just cant believe this.