Brag: Eating a Mango in a Hammock in Portugal (w/ pics)

[LionelHutz00]

variance: conversation from last night:
chick: So do you really make money by playing poker on the internet?
me: Yes.
chick: So, I hope you don't mind me asking, but how much money do you make?
me (sarcastically obv): uh, isn't it rude for adults to talk about money?
chick: no seriously, tell me.
me: last year I made $xxxxxx
(long pause)
chick: but how much did you lose?

cue someone making jokes about my legs plz
brag: the dodgers are in first place

[Suigin406]

beat: eric clapton

[the crabs]

that mango looks nasty.

and btw, your legs are sexy.

[ASpiderMonkey]

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beat: eric clapton

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beat: your taste in music

[NU Star]

Less pics of your legs, more pics of the chick.

[PITTM]

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brag: eric clapton
beat: not listening to "hello old friend".

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[cwes]

Thinly veiled brag:
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me: last year I made $xxxxxx


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Making six-figures off the internetz.

[soon2b]

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that mango looks TASTY

and btw, your legs are sexy.

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[soon2b]

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Less pics of your legs, more pics of the MANGO

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[Suigin406]

jeez, is eric clapton really THAT popular?? i take back my beat i guess...