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Old 09-12-2007, 12:31 AM
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Default Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

Check for your car behind the mail truck LDO
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:38 AM
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Default Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

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i wish i could play party poker

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they don't spread 5nl.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:41 AM
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who cares bacon smells delicious
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:19 AM
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Default Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

I'd wear a bacon bikini to the beach, and I'd let the bacon sizzle on my chest and groin until they are crisp enough to be picked up by thongs from my picnic basket with bread, lettuce, and tomato. You can imagine what happens next.
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:57 AM
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Default Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty

1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for Bodacious Magazine
4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ

Lesson 1 Complete.
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:20 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

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The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty

1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for Bodacious Magazine
4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ

Lesson 1 Complete.

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this is quite possibly the stupidest plan i have ever heard

DUCY?
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