banging chicks from facebook.com (an inspirational trip report)

[chicken10der]

Okay, I'm a 23-year-old college student/loser. I am not an attractive guy, therefore I don't get the most attractive girls. My facebook pic (intentionally fuzzy):

Inspired by the myspace thread, and with a little bit of my nerdy ingenuity and charm, I was able to get this girl (an easy 9+ by me, especially in person):


How did this happen? It all started last Friday night when I was sitting alone in my apartment with nothing to do. I was reading stuff about Lost online, and I came across a promo clip with footage from the upcoming third season. That's when the inspiration hit me. I got on facebook and did a search of my university for all females that listed Lost as one of their favorite TV shows. There were about 70 results. I wrote up the following simple, non-aggressive message and sent it to all of them:

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, you don't know me, but I saw on your profile that you watch Lost (my fave show - obsessed). Here's a link to a clip of the season 3 premiere, coming Oct. 4th:

http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/200...eak-video.html

It starts as kind of an interview, then the clip starts at 1:17 into it (Sawyer in a cage - the ladies seem to love that).

Anyways, if you ever want to talk to somebody about the show, I'll be around! Enjoy

[/ QUOTE ]

Weak? Yes. Lame? Yes. Effective? YES.

By Saturday afternoon, I had received 6 replies. 5 of them were just various "thanks for the info" type responses, but she replied with:

[ QUOTE ]
ya..i'm a HUGE lost fan...i think i would die if sawyer died...but thanks for the link..i'll check it out! ..and if you ever need a buddy to watch lost with..count me in! My friend got the first season..we didnt move for about 8 hours...haha..thats how serious it is! lol...

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, this is taking longer to write than I had thought. My weekly poker game is about to start, and I need to get going. If there is any interest when I get back, I'll finish it up.

To be continued...

[kipin]

OK, so did you bang her already, or did you find a cuddle buddy to snuggle up next to on Wednesday nights?

[Dids]

I don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you're not like radically unattractive relative to that chick.

[recondite7]

You seem to have self esteem issues man. The girl is hot though so good luck.

[Snarf]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you're not like radically unattractive relative to that chick.

[/ QUOTE ]


Yeah, I was braced for like the ugliness that Sekrah for sure holds here. You're not bad looking man. Chill on that.

Also:

a) She is really cute. I like her! Updates plz

b) Great email/note! That was very well done.

[gol4pro]

Absolutely brilliant idea about the whole interests thing. Unfortunately, I go to an all guys school (HS), so I can't quite just use the search feature to look up girls.

Yes, she is very cute. Nice work.

No, you're not nearly as ugly as grimm, not even in the same ballpark.

I'll have to give this a try later. good luck chico.

[Shrug]

First, you are a cutie....so hush
Second....more please

[lippy]

Banging chick = BBV (under Brag)

[recondite7]

Not so fast, I found a picture that wasn't blurry. Brace yourself

[___SK___]

not to hijack, but why was the myspace thread locked?