SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May

ajmargarine · #1 05-01-2007, 04:36 AM

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carnivalhobo · #2 05-01-2007, 04:37 AM

so yea, this is what they meant by variance huh.

March, 1/2 and 2/4

April 1/2 and 2/4

pickless · #3 05-01-2007, 04:40 AM

puke

MorningAfter · #4 05-01-2007, 04:40 AM

variance + partypoker = blasphemy!

carnivalhobo · #5 05-01-2007, 04:41 AM

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variance + partypoker = blasphemy!

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i dont play on party

MorningAfter · #6 05-01-2007, 04:43 AM

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variance + partypoker = blasphemy!

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i dont play on party

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Okay I'm retarded, I guess not sleeping for 2 days takes a toll after awhile

ajmargarine · #7 05-01-2007, 04:48 AM

carnivalhobo (PTY) in the graph...

In other news, I 7-tabled for the first time today. Usually only 6-table. I literally had 2 sets in about my first 1000 hands. And I got set over setted both times. That sucked.

Oh, and a certain 2p2'er sat down at 5 of my tables. Barrin6, you know who you are. Nice shove with KQ over my 4bet PF.

Oh and CATwerp, I wasn't avoiding you, even tho I should. I was just thinking of closing that table anyway and you made it worse by sitting.

gir · #8 05-02-2007, 03:54 AM

Do the poker gods read this thread or something? Right after I complained, this happened...and I got AA a few hands after that! (Although I won a tiny pot, but still!)

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $198
BB: $341.85
Hero (UTG): $250.25
MP: $40
CO: $261.55
BTN: $358.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero raises to $10, MP calls $8, 2 folds, SB raises to $24, BB folds, Hero calls $14, MP calls $14

Flop: ($74) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB bets $42, Hero calls $42, MP calls all-in for $16

Turn: ($174) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
SB bets $62, Hero raises all-in to $184.25, SB calls all-in for $70
Uncalled bet of $52.25 returned to Hero

River: ($438) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $438 ($3 Rake)

MP had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$40)
SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$198)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$237)

pdoran10 · #9 05-02-2007, 04:09 AM

ok here, i couldnt resist:
Snapcall yo!

villan is bad with ridiculous AF.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($928.55)
MP ($40)
Button ($236)
Hero ($348.15)
BB ($214.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $2.
UTG raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero raises to $26, 1 fold, UTG calls $20.

Flop: ($56) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $32, UTG raises to $99, Hero calls $67.

Turn: ($254) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: ($254) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $803.55 (All-In), Hero calls $223.15 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1280.70

Results in white below:
UTG has Kc Jc (one pair, threes).
Hero has Th Tc (two pair, tens and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $700.30. UTG wins $580.40.

Clever Nickname · #10 05-05-2007, 08:33 AM

Yeah, I think that was about the best turn card that coulda come.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $298.55
Hero (BB): $208.65
UTG: $311.55
CO: $181.05
BTN: $106.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4, SB raises to $22, Hero calls $18, BTN calls $18

Turn: ($72) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets all-in for $82.75, SB raises to $165.50, Hero raises all-in to $184.65, SB calls $19.15

River: ($524.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $524.05 ($3 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$106.75)
SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Twos) and LOST (-$208.65)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Aces) and WON (+$312.40)