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Exhibit A, getting it in with rubbish hand which bizarelly holds up in 35/65 situation. Don't go bust with two pair, Phil!:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3301376884: Table Pantheon (6 max) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 15:51:51 ET - 2007/08/19
Seat 1: WaterIntoWine ($62,874)
Seat 2: LarsLuzak ($40,908)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($73,256)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($87,152)
Seat 5: barbarah ($8,000)
Seat 6: 20KJAY ($8,000)
LarsLuzak has 5 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
20KJAY posts $400
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
David Benyamine folds
20KJAY checks
WaterIntoWine raises to $1,800
LarsLuzak has 15 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak calls $1,600
Phil Ivey calls $1,400
20KJAY has 15 seconds left to act
20KJAY folds
*** FLOP *** [9d Js 3s]
LarsLuzak has 15 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak checks
Phil Ivey bets $5,200
WaterIntoWine folds
LarsLuzak has 15 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak raises to $18,888
Phil Ivey raises to $62,464
LarsLuzak calls $20,220, and is all in
Phil Ivey shows [7h 9c Jc Ts]
LarsLuzak shows [9h Ks Td Qs]
Uncalled bet of $23,356 returned to Phil Ivey
*** TURN *** [9d Js 3s] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [9d Js 3s 7d] [5h]
Phil Ivey shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
LarsLuzak shows a pair of Nines
Phil Ivey wins the pot ($84,014) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
LarsLuzak is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84,016 | Rake $2
Board: [9d Js 3s 7d 5h]
Seat 1: WaterIntoWine (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: LarsLuzak (small blind) showed [9h Ks Td Qs] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: Phil Ivey (big blind) showed [7h 9c Jc Ts] and won ($84,014) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: barbarah is sitting out
Seat 6: 20KJAY folded before the Flop

Exhibit B: Okay, you bet your blocker on the flop; I think anything calling you there has you beat on the turn and you really ought to get away from this, Phil.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3301491261: Table Pantheon (6 max) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 16:03:26 ET - 2007/08/19
Seat 1: WaterIntoWine ($65,468)
Seat 2: LarsLuzak ($39,600)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($136,361)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($99,743)
Seat 5: barbarah ($18,994)
Seat 6: 20KJAY ($0), is sitting out
LarsLuzak has 5 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
David Benyamine folds
barbarah raises to $1,400
WaterIntoWine calls $1,400
LarsLuzak folds
Phil Ivey raises to $5,800
barbarah calls $4,400
WaterIntoWine calls $4,400
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8s As]
Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey bets $10,000
barbarah folds
WaterIntoWine has 15 seconds left to act
WaterIntoWine calls $10,000
*** TURN *** [Qs 8s As] [Qc]
Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey bets $32,400
WaterIntoWine has 15 seconds left to act
WaterIntoWine calls $32,400
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8s As Qc] [Th]
Phil Ivey checks
WaterIntoWine checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Phil Ivey shows [Kh Ks 5c 4c] two pair, Kings and Queens
WaterIntoWine shows [Qh 9s 5s Kd] a flush, Ace high
WaterIntoWine wins the pot ($102,398) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102,400 | Rake $2
Board: [Qs 8s As Qc Th]
Seat 1: WaterIntoWine (button) showed [Qh 9s 5s Kd] and won ($102,398) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: LarsLuzak (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Phil Ivey (big blind) showed [Kh Ks 5c 4c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: barbarah folded on the Flop
Seat 6: 20KJAY is sitting out

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