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1 8 11.76%
2 7 10.29%
3 6 8.82%
4 6 8.82%
5 4 5.88%
6 7 10.29%
7-10 13 19.12%
10-15 7 10.29%
16-20 3 4.41%
21 or more 7 10.29%
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:45 AM
Omahahaha Omahahaha is offline
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

how about misreading your hole cards online?

i was playin lollimiiimentaments HU, played what i thought was K3 of diamonds, flop came with 2 diamonds, he bet, i call. turn blank, bet, call. river K. check, i bet, he calls and i realize i had Kd3h and had hit a 3 outer.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:59 AM
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

Similar in theme...

I am playing a min bet 6max HE game. UTG raises, CCer, and I 3 bomb it in the BB with QQ. Flop is AQ4r and I bet, UTG calls, CC calls. Turn is A. I bet, UTG raises, CC drops out, and I launch my second 3 bomb. River is a 6. I bet and start saying to myself, "Please have A6, please have A6, please have...oh [censored], no not A6 not A6 please no not A6!!"

The happy ending is he called, I breathed a sigh of relief and his pitiful A8o was far from good.
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:25 AM
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

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has tuff fish posted in this thread yet?

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yea, i remember that hand where he had the straight and completely missed it...funny...
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Old 09-15-2006, 11:55 AM
Lifthanger Lifthanger is offline
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

omaha hi/lo PL. 4 other people at the flop.
I start pushing out 3 of them on flop and turn with 1/2 PSBs, because I have the nut low. (using 3 of my cards)
I then proceed to win showdown with 7 kicker versus villains busted low draw.
I'm no winner at this game though, also lol omaha.
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:05 PM
DaveyDonk DaveyDonk is offline
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

Once playing 5/10 omaha 8/b at the casino I thought I had a straight + nut low draw so I kept raising into the nuts (which I thought I had). The low hit and I kept raising, only to realize at showdown I got quartered, and of course got berated by the other guy w/ low. I laughed a little inside.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:40 PM
Black Aces 518 Black Aces 518 is offline
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

One of my first B&M sessions, I was playing Stud, and KNEW I had 2 hearts in the hole. I caught 3 more, capped the river and triumphantly announced "flush" as I flipped my cards.

85 year old stud nit stares at me and says "where?' I root through my cards in disbelief. UGH.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:55 PM
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One of my first B&M sessions, I was playing Stud, and KNEW I had 2 hearts in the hole. I caught 3 more, capped the river and triumphantly announced "flush" as I flipped my cards.

85 year old stud nit stares at me and says "where?' I root through my cards in disbelief. UGH.

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I've been on the flip side of these hands too, where the guy dramatic flips his cards and annouces "straight!", proud as can be. Then the eyes open wide with a look of horror when they realize what they just put all there money in with a crappy high card.
Face goes beat red. Nervous laugh, pretending like it isn't eating them up inside and they want to vomit.

Always fun to see.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:59 PM
CaptainBusto CaptainBusto is offline
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Default Re: I can\'t read the board club

just flopped a set with kings, kept betting, 3 callers all the way. river put a flush on the board, i bet, got raised and immediately went into a giant tilt-rant.
it managed to tilt me enough to make an "i know im beat but im gonna call anyway"-call. as the pot was moving my way i noticed there was also a pair on board. which only pissed me off even more, due to the missed value. theres just no pleasing me.
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Old 09-15-2006, 06:03 PM
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I called off my stack with K6 high when a 532J board riverd an ace giving me the straight.

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o rly?

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Im guessing this was a home game.
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