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Old 06-03-2007, 02:54 AM
RickOSU RickOSU is offline
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yo bbv this is my first post here.

but this is pretty long...
so for the lazy people we here are at BBV
I included cliff notes at the bottom.

here we go...
so ya heres the background. this weekend is our last weekend
up here at ohio state university and my fraternity initiation ended thursday morning (tough, yet has really helped me grow as a person <<< WHAT THE [censored] ARE U TALKIN ABOUT RICK THIS IS [censored] BBV FOR GODS SAKE...) anyway thx god it's ova.

I've been having this sad realization that I won't be seeing many
of my now friends, for 3 months +++
SO PARTY TIME IS ESSENTIAL
(YES im a pretty typical college drunk ass, I don't go to class, barely attend quizzes, and put off studying for exams every chance I get).
Anyways, I buy 3 cases of naddy and between me and a few buddies we finished
them off in about an hour, through the shotgun method mostly. afterwards we hit up some sick big house parties... at this point i am
entirely too destroyed to try and spit game to some randoms tonight..

I smoke a lil ganja and proceed to black the [censored] out.
this is when things get interesting...

I come to the next morning, to the words of "WHO ARE YOU???"
standing above me... it's hazy at first, but I begin to see that this isn't my room... and TWO COMPLETELY RANDOM GIRLS
(thx gawd for them being attractive) are standing above me... WTFFFFFFFF LOL
I apparently slept with her the night before, and her boyfriend is a [censored] enormously jacked offensive linemen for OSU. uh oh. he prob wants to kill me now haha

after my hangover wears off, I proceed to check my email.

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Hello Rick,

It's been awhile since you last played and we noticed that you have $461.17 in your Bodog account. We thought you would appreciate a quick reminder e-mail.

Go ahead and log into your Bodog account at http://www.bodog.com and if you should have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us at service@bodog.com.

Best Regards,

Bodog Customer Service

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t: 1-888-263-0000
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UHHHH OHHH MMMMMMMM SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
my run from 50k down to a $500 bankroll = depressing
$1000 roll to build up with this summer. bingo.
today couldn't get any better!

or could it...?

so my buddy comes by and tell me about this festival down in the south oval, called Hemp Fest. it was tight as fuckkk
so I was like F*ck it and enter this raffle for a bunch of [censored], including a ROOR $400 bong. (pics)
I go back to my room and smoke some of this stankin stuff we just bought.
p.s. avoiding studyin for finals is essential as a freshman

so I get this call, they're like, "YO DUDE, YOU WON THAT $400 PIECE!! CONGRATS!!!"
at first I thought it was a complete joke...
no way am i lucky enough to win a [censored] lottery and not lucky enough to win at a game of [censored] skill WTF
but it was real. SHIP DAT [censored]!!! the best bet I've ever made two dollars to win [censored] FOUR HUNDO! 200-1 shot WEEE
SUCKOUTCITY...

I'm still deciding whether to sell it or keep it. I refuse to name it for the sole purpose of becoming attached to it. lol


now after all this, nearly finished with my first year, I've realized...
God damnit, I love college.

BRAG: WAKE UP WITH RANDOM HOTTAYY WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT I DID WITH HER, GET INITIATED FINALLY, + FREE MONIES AND FREE HIGH-END BONG
BEAT: MISSED OUT ON A THREESOME EARLIER IN THE WEEK (story to come later if necessary), FINALS
VARIANCE: SUMMER BREAK

CLIFFNOTES:
GET PISS DRUNK, WAKE UP WITH RANDOM HUGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GIRLFRIEND, WHOM IVE NEVER MET
FIND $461 SITTING THERE FOR ME IN MY BODOG ACCOUNT. YAY FREE MONEY
WIN THE GRAND PRIZE BONG IN A STONER RAFFLE WORTH OVER $400
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:08 AM
rory rory is offline
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I HOPE THE OSU FOOTBALL PLAYER PUTS YOU IN THE HOSPITAL
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:53 AM
LeezZard LeezZard is offline
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What's the point of banging hot chicks if you can't remember it?
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:59 AM
Requiem1010 Requiem1010 is offline
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You've got something in common with this image.
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Old 06-03-2007, 04:16 AM
RickOSU RickOSU is offline
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What's the point of banging hot chicks if you can't remember it?

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novelty and for bbv posting purposes, obviously.
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Old 06-03-2007, 04:24 AM
RickOSU RickOSU is offline
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it is quite possible that this is the turning point where my fortune changes for the better. OBV

sike. ub doomswitch activated.

lol. fortunately, the football player isn't one with a temper.
He thinks that I randomly passed out in his girls bed while I was going to take a piss during my black out stage. so this brag has no drawbacks, plus school ends in about 4 days... Hopefully, I can avoid fighting this damn ogre.
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Old 06-03-2007, 04:39 AM
RickOSU RickOSU is offline
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i've realized I have to keep the bong. it's entirely too lucky for me to have obtained. considering the cold deckage i've been gettin lately, it could symbolize a be a monumental turning point in my semi-pro career.

all i know is, i'm [censored] ripped and tired.
peace.
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Old 06-03-2007, 04:46 AM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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humanities future has never looked so bright
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:20 AM
RickOSU RickOSU is offline
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damn, I thought this was some decent bbv degen material.
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:25 AM
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post pics of chick and bong
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