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Old 10-30-2006, 01:51 PM
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What does gobbomom think of her

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I would happily eat fudge from this girl's anus.

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I seriously thought this was her for a second
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:06 PM
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hahaha jokes n you gildwulf its not even November wtf lol
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:15 PM
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Also, where the [censored] is fullrake? Please come back

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My guess would be the big house/can/clink/jail. Possibly some sort of rehab.

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bingo. Went to jail on several outstanding warrants. Got bailed out. Rich parents decided to recruit a team of lawyers to buy me out of any trouble. I then opted to move out of my current living situation which basically consisted of a house with a bar in the basement and a mountain of blow. I was gonna do an "Ultimate Life Beat" about going to jail for > a year, but since I haven't been sentenced yet, no point.
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:25 PM
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don't go to jail pls.
also, is it november yet?
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:31 PM
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yeah, i'm trying to avoid it.
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:40 PM
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Damn, I'm good.

FR, what were the warrants for if you can tell us.
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:42 PM
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DUII
Assault 4 * 2
Driving While Suspended (felony)
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:45 PM
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trip reports?
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:47 PM
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meh, if it was a good story, i'd tell it. it's rly not.
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Old 10-30-2006, 03:11 PM
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I started calling someone a donk in a $10/1 donkament. This was easily one of the worst players to ever enter the realm of online poker. Right after he called an allin for like 3000 chips in level 1 with 10-J and sucked out AA, he explained to me that online poker is 100% luck and that nothing matters but live poker.

I challenged him to a $100/5 heads up donk and go.

He accepted, and promptly donked away chips so that I had a 1900-1100 lead.

I 3X AQs, he shoves over the top (lol). I instacall and he flips KQ. K on flop. Shoot me.

Next hand I shove AJs. He calls with QQ. Shoot me.

I got pwned by the worst player ever.
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