Ruined Own Sex life

Quicksdraw · #1 10-09-2007, 10:41 PM

Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

edfurlong · #2 10-09-2007, 10:43 PM

Rub some poop on your lip.

nutshot2 · #3 10-09-2007, 10:43 PM

GUESS THE GIMMICK TIMEEEE

onoble · #4 10-09-2007, 10:43 PM

Dids?

Conspire · #5 10-09-2007, 10:44 PM

Its not EricW

drexah · #6 10-09-2007, 10:45 PM

he has a valid question

onoble · #7 10-09-2007, 10:45 PM

ok its Drexah then.

iron81 · #8 10-09-2007, 10:47 PM

Surprisingly, its not nos1nos2.

Mother Mucker · #9 10-09-2007, 10:47 PM

Take your time making love to yourself?

The Man Mulcahey · #10 10-09-2007, 10:47 PM

bengay.