Ruined Own Sex life - Page 3

nuclear500 · #21 10-09-2007, 11:18 PM

need to give her the pleasure first, then it won't be as huge a deal as she'll already have been satisfied.

fix: stop grabbing yourself everytime you get horny - learn to live with a boner without "making it go away"

MasterLJ · #22 10-09-2007, 11:20 PM

Rub it out like 2-3 times before sexy time.

gettinpoorer · #23 10-09-2007, 11:24 PM

lol...OP's name is quickdraw--like he named himself for this one big post.

Master is right tho, just yank it before you get with her--and have like 6 beers. ye shall go all night.

chadmack · #24 10-09-2007, 11:28 PM

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Rub it out like 2-3 times before sexy time.

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srsly this is minor league shiz... PRE-GAME BRO

Quicksdraw · #25 10-09-2007, 11:28 PM

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Is there a cure?

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Yes, but it involves watching hundreds of hours of porn of a kind that you don't really care for all that much.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CURE?

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You think watching the Skreetch video over and over will really help?

edfurlong · #26 10-09-2007, 11:31 PM

Have you tried condoms? It's impossible to blow a load while wearing one, it's science.

gettinpoorer · #27 10-09-2007, 11:33 PM

that's why I said no to condoms, and yes to chlamydia!

citanul · #28 10-09-2007, 11:50 PM

"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

GrowingPains · #29 10-09-2007, 11:50 PM

this makes no sense, shouldn't masturbation increase your "tolerance"?

edfurlong · #30 10-10-2007, 12:08 AM

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"so i didn't get caught"

wtf are you, 13?

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You do it fast so god doesn't see.