** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[GrandMelon]

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me and my gfs anniversary is coming up any ideas for what I should do/get for her?

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buttsex?

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this combined with your avatar is really creeping me out

[TwoNitty]

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me and my gfs anniversary is coming up any ideas for what I should do/get for her?

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buttsex?

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this combined with your avatar is really creeping me out

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...just don't turn your back on me.

[grouchie]

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when moving up if you are playing the same number of games, all at the new level it seems like a good way to make your life miserable

gradual switch ftw

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I'm going to do the Quote this fer Truf thing that the kiddies like so much

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The 100 level is serious rigged against me

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($140.15)
BB ($60.25)
UTG ($79)
MP1 ($185.15)
MP2 ($28.30)
Hero ($98.50)
Button ($55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $3.50.

Flop: ($10.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, UTG calls $8.

Turn: ($26.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $21</font>, UTG calls $21.

River: ($68.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $65 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $45.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $179


UTG has Qh 7h (full house, sevens full of queens).
Hero has 8s 7s (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: UTG wins $159.50. Hero wins $19.50. </font>

[AlexB182]

what the ....

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 ($62.35)
CO ($47)
Button ($81.05)
Hero ($66.10)
BB ($40)
UTG ($21.95)
UTG+1 ($26.05)
MP1 ($9.25)
MP2 ($50.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5.25</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $3.50.

Flop: ($10.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $10.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $21.05 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $10.55.

Turn: ($0) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($0) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $52.85

Hero shows 9 7 of spades! I don't get it...

And I'm on the way to become one of those "Full Tilt is rigged" - guys:

FullTiltPoker Game #3686033421: Table Glendora - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:59:02 ET - 2007/09/27
Seat 1: BrunoG ($33.65)
Seat 2: RoyalArs ($17.25)
Seat 3: Vassilis008 ($54.75)
Seat 4: dmwazzie ($125.50)
Seat 5: The Drill 777 ($26.70)
Seat 6: AlexB182 ($59.45)
Seat 7: MattWurst ($7.75)
Seat 8: KetKQu ($72.45)
Seat 9: PerttuZ ($53.10)
RoyalArs posts the small blind of $0.25
Vassilis008 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AlexB182 [4h 4c]
dmwazzie folds
The Drill 777 folds
AlexB182 calls $0.50
MattWurst folds
KetKQu folds
PerttuZ raises to $1.50
BrunoG folds
RoyalArs folds
Vassilis008 folds
AlexB182 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [As Ah 4d]
AlexB182 bets $2.50
PerttuZ calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [As Ah 4d] [5h]
AlexB182 checks
PerttuZ has 15 seconds left to act
PerttuZ bets $3.50
AlexB182 raises to $9
PerttuZ calls $5.50
*** RIVER *** [As Ah 4d 5h] [Ks]
AlexB182 checks
PerttuZ has 15 seconds left to act
PerttuZ bets $22.50
AlexB182 calls $22.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PerttuZ shows [Kd Ad] a full house, Aces full of Kings
AlexB182 mucks
PerttuZ wins the pot ($68.75) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $71.75 | Rake $3
Board: [As Ah 4d 5h Ks]
Seat 1: BrunoG (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: RoyalArs (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Vassilis008 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: dmwazzie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: The Drill 777 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: AlexB182 mucked [4h 4c] - a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 7: MattWurst didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: KetKQu didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: PerttuZ showed [Kd Ad] and won ($68.75) with a full house, Aces full of Kings

[bottomset]

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Hero shows 9 7 of spades! I don't get it...


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his preflop play is bad, but postflop is superstandard

second one was a cooler, someone has to lose

[AlexB182]

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Hero shows 9 7 of spades! I don't get it...


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his preflop play is bad, but postflop is superstandard

second one was a cooler, someone has to lose

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Thanks for response bottomset, agree that postflop in hand 1 is standart. But UTG raise and call a reraise with 97s is just too weird!
Just checked it and can now officialy announce that this is my worst week since playing poker! Yihaa...

[CalledDownLight]

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11rebuy 1st 11.7k

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Gogogogogogogo!

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ended up bustoing 72nd for a boring $90 profit, also managed a 5th in a 22/180, I'd normally be a more bummed but the tourney scores put me past 5k on the month, before the 20k hand mark so its been a good month

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I had a sick boring day playing tournies last night too. Managed to give away a stack that was 2x average in 1 hand with like 260 left in the 25k guaranteed that paid 180. Also, got coolered with 68 left (54 paid) in the $11+1 rebuy+ 1 addon after having only 5k after my addon that I built up to above average. Final tabled 4 of the $12 180 man turbos, but couldn't manage better than a 3rd. Lost 2 coinflips in 1 orbit to put me out about 100 places from the bubble in the $5r. Bubbled one satelite but made back my buyin and money bubbled another. Got through one for a $530 entry. Ended up getting it in with K5 vs. KJ on KJ5 flop hu on the bubble of the $22 hu tourney.

All of that and all I have to show for it is $10 and $500 w$.

[Cry Me A River]

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Fk str8 flushes those are easy. how many people have gotten the dreaded triple set hand? where all 3 players flop a set and get it all in playing holdem? it has happened to me 5xs. and I have had top set once. I cant wait for it to happen again since I should have top set again. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Standard. I can't count how many times I've had that. Hell, just last Saturday I had FH over FH over FH.

I already posted it at the time, but it's such a fun hand, here it is again:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $47.00
BB: $40.85
UTG: $48.45
UTG+1: $18.60
MP1: $17.85
MP2: $31.65
MP3: $37.20
Hero (CO): $48.75
BTN: $26.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $1.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.00, BTN folds, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($4) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $4.00</font>, BB calls $4.00, MP1 folds, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($16) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $42.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $35.85, Hero calls $42.00

River: ($135.85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $135.85 ($3 Rake)

BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines) and WON (+$79.70)
SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Tens) and LOST (-$34.70)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Tens) and LOST (-$47.00)

[D.L.M.]

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me and my gfs anniversary is coming up any ideas for what I should do/get for her?

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buttsex?

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this combined with your avatar is really creeping me out

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Its pretty funny, my buddy was "schooling" me on how to get girls to do that. I LOL for long time, it just may work though damnit. pics of dlm, [censored], and maybe guns so to come.