BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

[AbZurrrd]

Story in words:

1) Deposit $500 on Stars to clear the goddam $125
2) Pick full ring NL50. Monkey tilt 8 BI+ in one hour after clearing 1,600 FPPs.
3) Go on two dates.
4) Go back to poker and switch to 6-max NL100. Lose two BI's in 16 hands.
5) Decide to go back to my 1st love (NL HU). Try NL1000 but cant sit (only $191 in account), opt for NL600.
6) Play 1.5 hours and ~250+ hands
7) Sit now with $1,200+
8) Click the responsible gaming part and auto ban for 60 days to do other things in life

Story in pics:

1) OH YEAH TILT ME HARD:



2) ROBUSTO!!!



3) AUTO-BAN!!!!!

[GSykes]

2 month ban lol

[luckyjimm]

Can you withdraw the money and put it on FTP?

[AbZurrrd]

Can't transfer but I think I can withdraw to my account. Of course I could deposit to an other site but I mean why would PS care if they're not involded in? I have plenty enough money at the bank to deposit elsewhere anyway. The idea here is not about the money, but the fact of playing poker. SELF EXCLUSION INCLUDES FORFEITING YOUR ABILITY TO EVEN PLAY PLAY_MONEY GAMES LOL. Actually this is an interesting point and I'm glad they do that.

Also, luckily enough I hate FTP and after waiting now for over 40 days that my check from Bodog clears I have no interest in playing there either.

luckyjimm you were in my head when I decided to autoban...I have job interviews and exams till the end of November, and one thing is sure, poker (at least for me) takes too much of my energy to fully concentrate on some other serious things.

I consider myself as a potential degen (although in my poker life I NEVER up to tonight moved up to chase losses. I simply lost it all at the current limit lol. I had never played higher than $1 big blind. Be smart bro, know yourself and sometimes keep the money and wait to play when you know you'll be A alright. Those 2 months for me are just perfect. You can't tilt that way and keep playing like: ZOMFG THEY KEEP CALLING ME LIKE CRAZY WTF!

On a side note, the HU match was real ownage. I can't believe I was lucky enough to play such a passive and predictable donk. After my first flopped straight he kept whining about how bad he runs, and that in itself was a significant edge HU. Plus he folds to 5/6th of my continuation bets. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you stranger.

[rothko]

zomg, finally one of these stories with actual graphs and even a screenshot. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]op.

[ShipitFMA]

you cant withdraw now..

[rothko]

[AbZurrrd]

I did clear the bonus just before I started the HU match. Those $125 are the reason why I have been able to reach a negative $527 on a $500 deposit. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] bonuses. Like, I'd do anything for them. lol

It's fine (well I HOPE, really) cuz it was in my account at 11pm something and I banned myself at 1:25am. I do not think they will do anything after that, like cancelling it after it was credited (imagine I bust'ed my account would they go take it off my opponents? lol). Of course I know how poker sites hate full withdrawals post bonus, so I kept the $1,250 in my account. I really don't care that money is not going anywhere I can wait till November.

[rothko]

i feel bad, cuz you did such a good job of making a proper bbv op, but you got owned hard, son (esp. since i didn't put much effort into it).

[RickAstleyFan]

I love threads like these. Nice post OP.