Stars Support is really trying hard to please me

[paperjam]

Support,

You guys at support are pretty cool. Can you tell me a joke? I'm not having a great day and I could use a good laugh.

Thank you,

Jamie (shebarks)

Hello Jamie,

Thank you for your email.

the carburettor
"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water
in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what
the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the
carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."


If there is anything else that we can assist you with, feel free to
contact us.


Regards,

Marlene
PokerStars Support Team


Ok, it's not a great joke, but...she tried

[FreakSex]

They wouldn't apologize to me when I lost with AA to A6o, so [censored] Marlene and her shenanigans.

[Dan87]

marlene sounds like shes a 50 year old who hates her smug husband

[iSTRONG]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Stars

[furyshade]

stars has best support ever

[helloimcdog]

lol nh stars

[TheDarkHorse]

Send a joke request to all major sites and see which one emails the best.

[paperjam]

I feel like this is going to begin an avalanche of bad jokes.

[edfurlong]

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I feel like this is going to begin an avalanche of bad jokes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Whats black and blue and hates anal sex?

<font color="white">The ten year old boy in my trunk </font>

[DJ_Northstar]

the nit in me:

she spelled carburetor wrong.