Petition for people everywhere

[Bakes]

When you roll up to someones house/apartment/place of residence, DO NOT RAP THE DOOR LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO COME IN WITH THE SWAT TEAM Come up with your own friendly rhythm, if theres a doorbell make sure to ring it vigorously, give me the "shave and a haircut", whatever it takes to ease the hearts of millions of people who may be _______ ____ or ________ ________ .

And if you are the po-po, and you come to my door and roll out "shave and a haircut" soft as a bird on my door i'll sing TWOOOOOO BITTTSSSSSS Roger Rabbit style all the way to the jizzail. But at least I won't be dead of a heart attack first. Thanks