$50 MSPaint competition (Inzaghi content)

[eurythmech]

The subject of this competition is "Why Filippo Inzaghi's mum barely would admit she loves her son at gunpoint" or "Pippo Inzaghi must die. Now. Now. Now already!" or "Express your hatred for Filippo Inzaghi. With style".

$25 prize for the best submission. $50 if I find it to be really funny.
You probably have like 48 hours.

edit: Money paid via Stars transfer only

edit2: It would be really cool if more people put up money for this. $1k first prize yo?