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Old 05-04-2007, 10:23 PM
venom007 venom007 is offline
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Default BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

I go to get a slice of pizza, it cost 1.87. I only have a 10 dollar bill in my pocket. Being the quick thinking, intelligent human being that I am, I go to my car and get 87 cents. I walk back to the cashier proud and proudly hand him the 10......and then the 87 cents, totaling 10 dollars and 87 cents. The cashier gives me 9 dollars back-- I laugh in his face and then laugh my ass off walking back to my car. I JUST SAVED A DOLLAR BABY.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:25 PM
Bretty27 Bretty27 is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

Can't tell you how many times I've done this. It's always my moms change too.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:25 PM
SmokeyRidesAgain SmokeyRidesAgain is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

Yea ok wtf.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:25 PM
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sigh
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:26 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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10.87 - 1.87 = 9

you didn't save anything DUCY?
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:26 PM
TheIcyC TheIcyC is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

hmmmmm. what do i miss here?
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:30 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

maybe he meant the pizza cost 2.87?.. if you can't do simply subtraction like that- gl at life..
There are people out there that make a living off this stupidity- going in to convenient stores etc and tricking the dumb asses into giving them more change than what they paid..
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:31 PM
ShipitFMA ShipitFMA is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

[ QUOTE ]
10.87 - 1.87 = 9

you didn't save anything DUCY?

[/ QUOTE ]

beat me to it
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:35 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

You can now buy 9 5-piece chicken tenders at Wendy's!
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:35 PM
KLJ KLJ is offline
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but if he pays with a $10 then he gets 8.13 which rounds down to 8 because you lose the change you idiots.

i went to jack and the box last week though, ordered $15.xx worth of stuff, paid with $21 and got a $10 and a $5 back. ship the free money
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