BRAG: Saved a TON OF MONEY

[Superfluous Man]

God damn it, I was totally expecting to hear you switched to geico.

[GrandMelon]

OP and bucket seal in academic decathlon plz

[venom007]

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You can now buy 9 5-piece chicken tenders at Wendy's!

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HOLY SHI* I can get 9 5 piece nuggets for a dollar?! SINCE WHEN? Thats the best deal ive ever heard, brings tears to my eyes.

Also only 2 of you get it, the rest of you are stupid and destined to live poorer lives by not saving money the way I saved money today.

[A_C_Slater]

A con man walks into a store and buys a pack of gum that costs 75 cents with a $5 bill, and the cashier hands him back $4.25. Before the register closes, the grifter offers the cashier five singles in exchange for his fiver back. When the cashier agrees, the con man slips him 4 ones and a fiver instead of five singles, while taking back his original $5 bill. When the cashier alerts him to the mistake, the schemer feigns surprise and says "I'll add one more dollar to make an even ten, and give me back a ten spot."

The cashier agrees, and rogue walks out five bucks richer.

And this is what we in the con game call "shortchanging."

[DigitalDeuce]

Ya, he really did save a buck.

Loose Change in your car/couch/desk doesn't exist or have any value (to you, typically), so when you do use it, you aren't really missing it or out anything, win/win.

Standard?

[bonds]

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OP and bucket seal in academic decathlon plz

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$20 on seal

[venom007]

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Ya, he really did save a buck.

Loose Change in your car/couch/desk doesn't exist or have any value (to you, typically), so when you do use it, you aren't really missing it or out anything, win/win.

Standard?

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WINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-- everyone else except for like 2 people are retarded.

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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Ya, he really did save a buck.

Loose Change in your car/couch/desk doesn't exist or have any value (to you, typically), so when you do use it, you aren't really missing it or out anything, win/win.

Standard?

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WINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-- everyone else except for like 2 people are retarded.

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lol give me keys to your car please

[mehike]

3 Men go to a hotel and take a room, which costs 25$.
Each of them give the manager 10$ (3 times 10$ = 30$).
Men go to their room, when the manager realizes he forgot to give his customers 5$ back, so he sends his son to the men with the 5$. While going to the room, the son is in a pickle, because he does now know, how to divide 5$ with 3 men, so he decides to keep 2$ to himself and give each of the men 1$.
Now, all of the 3 men payed 10$ and got 1$ back, so they payed 9$ each -> 9$ x 3$ = 27$ and the managers son has 2$ -> 27$ + 2$ = 29$. In the beginning the men payed 30$, so where did the 1$ dissapear?

[Conspire]

Dont buy Food, buy drugs......From The Government (they have the best drugs) The Government is up to something shady 24/7...I would go into further details, but I fear for my life.