BBV Anonymous Confessions

[kyro]

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Ironically, this one got filtered to my spam folder (get it, spam?)

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i am incredibly lazy. i haven't done laundry in 6 weeks, and have worn whatever has the least amount of stains on it since then. i've been wearing nothing but sandals for the past week because i am out of clean socks. today, i wore my last clean t shirt, and only have one pair of boxers that doesn't smell like balls. there are over 20 cups filled with various amounts of cola, water, and alcohol in my room. i don't actively go out and meet girls/try to get laid because it would mean that i would have to do some laundry and clean my room if i ever wanted anything to happen. i'm not gay or anything, but the infinite amount of porn online makes dating seem so much less attractive. basically, i hate a part of myself for being such an ambitionless slob.

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Wow. I must have been drunk when I sent this, because I don't remember sending it.

[Dids]

If you like this thread: www.postsecret.com

I confess to nothing, if you see me in the streets, don't speak my name.

[adanthar]

Degenerate gambling in BBV? You don't say

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I'm not much of an attention seeking person, but I really need to get this
off my chest. I post semi-regularly on the boards and am seen as a good
thinking smart player. What people don't know is that I am manic depressive
and have a huge gambling problem.

I will often jump 10 * the limit I'm playing because voices start to fill my
head and obviously lose. I'm in major debt right now although I have lent
out more than what I am debt for to friends and family that I don't expect
to get back. After everytime I go busto, I heavily contemplate suicide with
random thoughts of killing random people along with me. Sometimes a random
person will show up in my dream that I haven't thought of for a couple years
and I would have strong urges to take that person down with me. I feel that
there is a real strong possibility that this might happen down the line;
I've done major damage to my body already and don't value life nearly as
much as the next person.

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edit: serious response: 1-800-GAMBLER seems like it's probably for you. You don't need to be anywhere around poker.

[adanthar]

The Internet has been making people lie about themselves since Al Gore invented it

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I found out about a BBVer (it's the son of a higher up) and have tracked his posts for awhile now. Almost every post he writes is a blatant lie, and the rest are gross exaggerations. He's 5 years younger than he claims to be, obese, lonely, not well-liked and definitely not the 'balla' he claims to be. About the only thing he doesn't lie about is the stakes he plays.

I've chosen not to out him to this point because, well, he's got some emotional and psychological issues that he's dealing with, he's young, and I don't want to be the reason for his suicide.

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[adanthar]

Mike?

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I used to have fun being a normal college student, but ever since I tried coke I can not and do not party without it. Its really depressing. Even if I start drinking without it I seem to find some, no matter how drunk I am or how little money I have. My solution was to just stop partying as much, which sucks but whatever. P.S. I LOVE COCAINE!

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[adanthar]

Poker and women go hand in hand (get it, hand?)

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I've had sex with 5 women in my lifetime.

The first became a fullblown lesbian shortly after.

The second one because addicted to heroin and overdosed in the bathtub shortly after.

The third one I went limp oin a few minutes into it because of ecstasy.

The fourth was a fat troll.

The fifth was my best friends girl who denied me more sex the next day and then never spoke to me again.

I rule!

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I am a 21 year old, fairly good looking guy. I lost my virgnity at the age of 16 to an escort that I ordered off the internet. I saved up money from my job and called her over while my mother was at work. I ended up not being able to ejaculate because of anti-depressants I was on made it harder to cum, but when I would masturbate I could get off so I thought I would with her too. I didn't realize at the time though that because of the speed and intensity of which I masturbated, it would make real pussy feel not as good. Since this time I have ordered escorts on and off and probably spent close to $3000 on them since the age of 16.

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[adanthar]

Tip: after you murder your first pawnshop owner, don't go confessing the whole thing to the cops. It's messier that way.

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I'm in my early 20s and am a fairly succesful mid/high limit player with a mid 6 figure networth. I'm also probably the unhappiest person that i know. Over the past few years I've lost basically all my friends by ignoring them. I spend most of my time online. I haven't dated in over a year. I drink by myself on a regular basis and masturbate way too often, even though I don't really enjoy it anymore. I realize my lifes a mess but I can't make myself change it.

I've always looked down on basically everyone since I perceive myself as smarter than them but now I realize that all these 'inferior' people have happier, more meaningful lives than me and it makes me depressed as hell.

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[adanthar]

The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily

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When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife.

Beat: I probably married a lesbian
Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich.
Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look.

My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love.

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[eviljeff]

just tried e-mailing and the address doesn't work. so basically all of these have been adanthar so far.

[adanthar]

This man can't even get email to work

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just tried e-mailing and the address doesn't work. so basically all of these have been adanthar so far.

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