BBV Anonymous Confessions

[XXXNoahXXX]

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The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily

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When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife.

Beat: I probably married a lesbian
Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich.
Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look.

My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love.

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limon?

lol

[skunkworks]

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just tried e-mailing and the address doesn't work. so basically all of these have been adanthar so far.

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[Ghazban]

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Tip: after you murder your first pawnshop owner, don't go confessing the whole thing to the cops. It's messier that way.

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I'm in my early 20s and am a fairly succesful mid/high limit player with a mid 6 figure networth. I'm also probably the unhappiest person that i know. Over the past few years I've lost basically all my friends by ignoring them. I spend most of my time online. I haven't dated in over a year. I drink by myself on a regular basis and masturbate way too often, even though I don't really enjoy it anymore. I realize my lifes a mess but I can't make myself change it.

I've always looked down on basically everyone since I perceive myself as smarter than them but now I realize that all these 'inferior' people have happier, more meaningful lives than me and it makes me depressed as hell.

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Raskolnikov?

[Triumph36]

[censored] i didn't even catch the reference - so much for being educated.

this has the potential to become good - though half these stories are made up.

[Gildwulf]

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This man can't even get email to work

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just tried e-mailing and the address doesn't work. so basically all of these have been adanthar so far.

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lmfao

[HP]

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This man can't even get email to work

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just tried e-mailing and the address doesn't work. so basically all of these have been adanthar so far.

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lmfao

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[adanthar]

The bad news is, there's no way a Stars check will get there by Tuesday

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I lost my rent $ for last month and this month gambling and I have to come up with it by Tuesday or else I have a court date and I have to explain why I don't have it to a judge and I could still get evicted. I'm thinking about maxing out some jewelry store credit cards and pawning the stuff since I'm already in debt anyway and my credit is toast. It's a short term solution but it's a solution. I don't have a job or a source of income so I'm basically pawning for rent and a bankroll and trying to robusto it on Stars. This is probably not a great idea since it's hard to play when you know you need the money, but in the time frame I'm working with I don't see any other reasonable option. If it doesn't work I'm not sure what I'm going to do and I'm pretty scared that it won't work.

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[adanthar]

As long as she didn't also turn lesbian, OD on heroin, and never speak to you again, you're still winning this round

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I have been whored out to a fat chick so my buddy could score pills. I got laid and a 12-pack buzz just to cope with it. The worst part is that I don't care. This happened on two separate occasions. Most of the women I have slept with have been 6+ (up to a 9.5), this girl was a 3.5.

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[adanthar]

The Wonder Years

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When I was in grade three we had a giant snowball fight at recess. There was this girl that I liked and I kept throwing snowballs at her because that's what retarded kids do, and she kept saying "stop it!" or some bs like that, so I went and built a snow man with my friends. About 5 minutes later I saw a bunch of kids still snow ball fighting and I decided it would be funny to grab some of those tiny rocks from the playground and throw them into the crowd, but I specifically aimed at the girl that I liked. I threw them when no one was paying attention to me and there was a couple bigger rocks in there that I guess I didn't notice and I nailed her right in the face. She started crying and the recess supervisors ran over to help her and there was a huge crowd that I just kind of became a part of. They took her to the nurse then she came back to our classroom like 30 minutes after recess was over. The teacher asked the class who did it and no one raised their hand so finally being the quick thinker I am I said "it was probably one of the older kids". Later that day I started making fun of her again, I was as smooth with the ladies then as I am now.

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[adanthar]

This is an example of how not to write a fake post

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I get my boyfreind. a HSNL player and well known to these forums, to take pics of me in the shower - When i see my own pics, it makes me hot, and is the only time i let him SIIMP

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quoted for ineptitude