Brag: My buddy killed a guy who tried to rob his party

[Number27]

I thought about posting this Wednesday; but figured no one would believe me anyway so why not wait til there was an article about it to back it up. Article

I was invited to this party; but stayed home to play poker. From what I've heard two guys came in to the party and asked if they could bum a smoke and get a drink. Everyone was cool with them.

About an hour later they came back in; but this time one of them pulls out a gun and forces a guy to the floor. He tells everyone this is a robbery. My friend who owns the apartment immediately pulls out his pistol and puts it to the robbers forehead. He tells him "you better drop your piece."

My friend tells me the guy says, "you ain't gonna do [censored], bitch..." but the word bitch never got all the way out. Before he could finish the statement my friend splatters his brains all over the carpet and the guy who he had on the floor.

Robber two makes a run for it; but is chased down, severely beaten and turned into the police.

Brag: Robber attempts to punk my friend. Ends up w/o a head.

Beat: I stayed home to play poker.

Variance: Shampooing your carpet sucks ass.