I just got abused

[FyteOn]

Was it one of you guys?

Dude cracks my aces for a stack then goes runner runner flush to crack my flopped set for a stack. Then he drops this chat on me:

jagergreat: FyteON did you know OJ and Tiger Woods had the same nickname in highschool
jagergreat: Porch Monkey
FyteOn: yikes
jagergreat: lol
jagergreat: a funny for you


Brutal. Good thing I'm not black...

[dallas14]

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Good thing I'm not black...

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brag?

[Billy Bibbit]

OP,

Thanks for giving this guy the money to play a $50 HU SnG!

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

jagergreat (t1405)
Hero (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jagergreat calls t25, <font color="red">Hero raises to t200</font>, <font color="red">jagergreat raises to t1400</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1595 (All-in)</font>, jagergreat calls t5 (All-in)

Flop: (t3300) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t3300) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t3300) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks)
jagergreat has 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces)

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

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OP,

Thanks for giving this guy the money to play a $50 HU SnG!

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

jagergreat (t1405)
Hero (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jagergreat calls t25, <font color="red">Hero raises to t200</font>, <font color="red">jagergreat raises to t1400</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1595 (All-in)</font>, jagergreat calls t5 (All-in)

Flop: (t3300) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t3300) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t3300) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks)
jagergreat has 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces)

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lol racistaments?

[FyteOn]

Enjoy my money!

[PJo336]

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OP,

Thanks for giving this guy the money to play a $50 HU SnG!

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

jagergreat (t1405)
Hero (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jagergreat calls t25, <font color="red">Hero raises to t200</font>, <font color="red">jagergreat raises to t1400</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1595 (All-in)</font>, jagergreat calls t5 (All-in)

Flop: (t3300) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t3300) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t3300) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks)
jagergreat has 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces)

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lol racistaments?

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LOL

[whoisthedrizzle]

My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.

[sonikki]

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My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.

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This was in some movie.. can't remember which

[Kollikock]

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My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.

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This was in some movie.. can't remember which

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Clerks II

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh [censored]. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE [censored], MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "[censored] knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?