proof online poker is rigged

[rigged81]

I now finally have the evidence to proof that online poker is rigged. I sent a simple email to the support of absolute poker requesting that my doom switch be turned off. Within 10 minutes of this request I get dealt a straight flush. I will now paste in the proof to end all doubt that online poker is rigged <please see the time stamps>.

Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:14:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "removing my email> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: cashier@absolutepoker.com
what do i need to do to get u turn off my <censored> doom switch.

Stage #721289781: Holdem No Limit $4 - 2007-07-30 02:22:02 (ET)
Table: KENWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - Z8ELDRED ($1308.91 in chips)
Seat 6 - BALANDA11 ($895.05 in chips)
Seat 1 - RIGGED14 ($1333.90 in chips)
Seat 3 - LICKYDEES ($134.40 in chips)
BALANDA11 - Posts small blind $2
RIGGED14 - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RIGGED14 [Qh Kh]
LICKYDEES - Folds
Z8ELDRED - Folds
BALANDA11 - Raises $14 to $16
RIGGED14 - Calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qc 10h]
BALANDA11 - Bets $20
RIGGED14 - Raises $100 to $100
BALANDA11 - Calls $80
*** TURN *** [Jh Qc 10h] [9h]
BALANDA11 - Checks
RIGGED14 - Bets $229
BALANDA11 - Calls $229
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qc 10h 9h] [7s]
BALANDA11 - Checks
RIGGED14 - Bets $687
BALANDA11 - All-In $550.05
RIGGED14 - returned ($136.95) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RIGGED14 - Shows [Qh Kh] (Straight flush, king)
BALANDA11 - Mucks
RIGGED14 Collects $1787.60 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jh Qc 10h 9h 7s]
Seat 1: RIGGED14 (big blind) won Total ($1787.60) HI$1787.60) with Straight flush, king [Qh Kh - P:Kh,P:Qh,B:Jh,B:10h,B:9h]
Seat 3: LICKYDEES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: Z8ELDRED (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: BALANDA11 (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Qs Kd]

[cheer]

bump

[Jiganti]

Wait so you just have to tell them?

[keikiwai]

hmmmmmmmmm

my thoughts:

[KhalynYohrk]

I was thinking the exact same thing. strange

[rigged81]

Dildos and the impending doom from poker sites cannot stop me from revealing the truth that online poker is rigged. I will now outline the key points prooving the online poker rigged law:

I receive three emails from support in rapid succession tonight (no doubt they hope to keep the truth quiet) I will give support credit, they have went to surprisingly far lengths to to disprove the online poker rigged law. But after my quick session tonight there is no doubt that online poker is rigged. Also I understand that by posting this my doomswitch will be set for eternity but the poker community deserves the truth.

Hand #1 and 2
aa vs kk all in pre flop which is the epitome or riggedness.
sub point since my doom switch has been turned off currently my aa holds up

hand #3
my ak vs qq on aaq flop the money goes in on the river K .
Another ridiculous set up (money was going in on any river FWIW). When my doom switch is activated river is Q

bunch of other hands that I wont bore u with but they are all very rigged.

now for to the emails where support try to use rhetoric and propaganda to disprove the online rigged poker law but do not be fooled.


email #1

Thank you for choosing Absolute Poker, it is a pleasure to be of your assistance.We understand your frustration with your recent run of bad beats. As frustrating as this may seem, we can assure you that we at Absolute Poker
run a completely fair card room. Please remember that in online poker you will see a whole lot more hands than you would at a live casino.

Our system is fair and straight for both sides, for our customers, and for our company. We are glad to receive deposits from our customers because this means that they trust our company and they will continueplaying with us.
Also, our technical team reviews our software and our system on a daily basis to confirm that everything runs smooth and is free of any glitches that could affect our customers.

Please remember that we do no benefit from winnings or losses. We at
Absolute Poker are committed to be the best and most trusted and believe the way to achieve this is by being fair and loyal with our customers.

Our integrity and reputation is paramount. You can learn more at the
link provided below:

http://www.absolutepoker.com/integrity/

We hope that with this brief explanation you understand our company’s philosophy.

Please feel free to contact us if you have any further questions or comments.

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we can help you with, please let us know. We're here for you!

email #2
Your email has been forwarded to the corresponding Department in order
to help you in a more detailed way. You will be contacted as soon as
possible.

Your patience and understanding will be highly appreciated.

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we can
help you with, please let us know. We are here for you!

email #3

We can understand your frustration. We spent a lot of time andresources dedicated to ensuring the integrity of Absolute Poker. Our shuffling system has been audited by an independent accounting firm and has been
deemed infallible. In order to protect our players, we frequently review the shuffling system to maintain its accuracy and to monitor its security. The integrity of a poker room (particularly online) is necessary
for success. It is of paramount importance to us for our system to be true and correct. We assure you that it is.
There is no deck of cards shuffled as thoroughly as the Absolute Poker algorithm shuffle. Each game, the deck is shuffled 10 times with each shuffle moving each card somewhere between 1 and 51 times throughout the
deck (10 passes at Knuth's full shuffle algorithm). It is absolutely fair and unpredictable.

To check our RNG certificate, please visit the following link:
http://www.absolutepoker.com/integrity/

Thanks for playing at Absolute Poker! If there is anything else we canhelp you with, please let us know. We are here for you!

[itWASaDREAM]

how long can you request for your doom switch to be turned off at a time?

[rigged81]

I am sure sites have algorithms set up for riggedness to get optimal revenues from each player. For example if you are tilt monkey who plays long sessions when losing you need to go to great lengths to prove you will play long sessions with the doom switch deactivated.

[Umakemerich]

"Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)"

they make $2 regardless of who won the hand.

[ocdscale]

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"Total Pot($1790.10) | Rake ($2) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)"

they make $2 regardless of who won the hand.

[/ QUOTE ]

They don't make $2 if the pot isn't big enough.

Also, they doomswitch good players and boomswitch bad ones to increase the size of the player pool (don't want bad players busting out and never returning).