Christmas Haikus

[diebitter]

Season of goodwill,
love and happiness for all.
Except the turkeys.

[diebitter]

Santa only comes
once a year, but when he does,
he fills your stockings.

[katyseagull]

Who knows what they want?
Christmas is sort of stressful.
I could use some socks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Autocratic]

I wrote this in a writing class this semester:

Christmas, Eighty-Eight
I unwrap my Nintendo
Duck Hunt is awesome

[Kimbell175113]

[ QUOTE ]
Santa only comes
once a year, but when he does,
he fills your stockings.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol

Though it is winter,
people buy a lot of grills.
(I work at Target.)

[Dan87]

Christmas is a state
of mind: yea, well that's just like
your opinion man.

[Low Key]

God, I hate Christmas!
Such a stolen holiday!
Pagans must be pissed!

[Oski]

Hey! look what I got
Alcohol I never tried
Post it in the Lounge

What is on the tube?
Oh! Today is Christmas Day
Tree is in the way

Best music of all time?
Entire works of Eighties Hits!
Time for a Lounge thread

[CletusVanDamme]

Family party
Mistletoe and GHB
Don't screw your sister.

[Oski]

[ QUOTE ]
Family party
Mistletoe and GHB
Don't screw your sister.

[/ QUOTE ]

Holmoka party
A horse tranq. and GHB
Don't kill your sister