Worst beating off experience

[Paulie Walnuts]

Inspired by cstone's thread anyone with a bad jerkin story should post it here. Well here's the most embarassing moment of my entire life:

I was 16 years old and hanging out with my cousin at his crib after school. He decided he was gonna take a shower so I was like dude you got any porn im gonna wank one off while youre in the shower. He hooked me up with a vhs porno and I was sprawled out on the lazy boy in the living room with my pants around my ankles when what do you know my Aunt comes barrelling through the door midstroke. What did I do? Threw a blanket over my junk and put my hands behind my head and just said "Hi Aunt Joan" with the porno still blasting. The funniest thing about the whole situation was hearing my cousin laughing hysterically like a madman in the shower cause he knew what had just happened. I never looked at my Aunt Joan the same after that.

[Suigin406]

y do u 'blast' porno or is this std??

[En Passant]

is she an ailf?

[Donkey-Milker]

what a moran. you'd do it in someone else's house? with the door not locked? you wanted to get caught imo.

[Paulie Walnuts]

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what a moran. you'd do it in someone else's house? with the door not locked? you wanted to get caught imo.

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Who said anything about the door being unlocked. You know how people are with their own doors. I can open my front door in like 3 seconds with both locks locked.

[Lanzalot]

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I never looked at my Aunt Joan the same after that.

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LMFAO. Nor she at you, I suppose.

[EmmaDillema]

rofl

[Dan87]

I think one time when I was 14 like 5 or 6 times in one day, it hurt the next day. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Limesparks]

jerked it to the OP

might not be my worst experience but pretty close

[The Mayo]

Jerked it to Limesparks' post. Pretty good, actually.

8.5/10 AFAIK