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10-09-2007, 08:22 PM
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I have a similar story with a BBV-worthy ending. I'm at this chick's house (we'll call her Kim). Kim is awesome... she's super sexy, super outgoing and I give it about a 99% chance she's a fantastic lay. We are doing the century club (one shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes, we used 2oz shots). We get to talking in front of her friends and somehow it comes about that she blurts out "Maybe you and I can have sex tonight?!?!?" in a very not-joking manner. My friend "Wayne" (Wayne is much better friends with Kim than I am) IMMEDIATELY blurts out "DID YOU KNOW LJ SLEPT WITH "MALLORY"!??!?!" (Mallory would be Kim's roommate, who she does not like, when they were studying in Italy... and yes I did hit it). Needless to say, I did not get laid. [/ QUOTE ] This is grounds for taking Wayne outside, informing him that his is a bitch and no longer your friend and never speaking to him again. Dudes like this end up with zero friends real fast. so what happened to Wayne? 
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#24
10-09-2007, 08:32 PM
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Re: Getting laid is ez
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edit: weren't you trainwrecked? lol [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, but only because I posted the girl's profile pic and her first name, making it super easy to find her - seriously, I've posted where I went to school a million times and I've posted 20 threads about girls, quite a few of which have had pics, and yet it still took posting not-that-common first name + profile pic to get trainwrecked, despite what a big target I am. And even then, it wasn't a big deal at all. Summary: Your excuses are weak, post pics you vag.
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#25
10-09-2007, 08:33 PM
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Re: Getting laid is ez
Wayne is a huge mess. Found out later that he came out of the closet after college. He had a girlfriend in England his entire college years who was ape for him. He just loved attention and loved having all these girls go crazy over him, so when I threatened that by wanting to nail Kim his immediate reaction was to cockblock. That event actually was the turning point of our friendship.
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#26
10-09-2007, 08:33 PM
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[ QUOTE ] This is grounds for taking Wayne outside and kicking him in the nuts! [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] too easy. I would berate his ass to the point where he felt like half a man, cause he is.
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#27
10-09-2007, 08:35 PM
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Re: Getting laid is ez
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This is grounds for taking Wayne outside and kicking him in the nuts! [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] too easy. I would berate his ass to the point where he felt like half a man, cause he is. [/ QUOTE ] True.. but you still gotta get some nut kicking in first.
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#28
10-09-2007, 08:36 PM
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Re: Getting laid is ez
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[ QUOTE ] edit: weren't you trainwrecked? lol [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, but only because I posted the girl's profile pic and her first name, making it super easy to find her - seriously, I've posted where I went to school a million times and I've posted 20 threads about girls, quite a few of which have had pics, and yet it still took posting not-that-common first name + profile pic to get trainwrecked, despite what a big target I am. And even then, it wasn't a big deal at all. Summary: Your excuses are weak, post pics you vag. [/ QUOTE ] Zing!
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#30
10-09-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: Getting laid is ez
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[ QUOTE ] edit: weren't you trainwrecked? lol [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, but only because I posted the girl's profile pic and her first name, making it super easy to find her - seriously, I've posted where I went to school a million times and I've posted 20 threads about girls, quite a few of which have had pics, and yet it still took posting not-that-common first name + profile pic to get trainwrecked, despite what a big target I am. And even then, it wasn't a big deal at all. Summary: Your excuses are weak, post pics you vag. [/ QUOTE ] Hahaha ok dude, I'm so sorry I don't want to post pictures of girls I know on a massive public forum without their knowledge. Throwing that aside, most of these girls are sorority girls. Any one of them finds out, the entire sorority does, and most girls in other sororities. Bam, there goes a whole hell of a lot of potential ass. No taunting from anyone is going to make me risk being "that creepy internet guy" to almost everyone I know on campus. I'll tell everyone what happens here, but I'm not posting pics with it. Even GA if I recall correctly only posted pics when it was a nude or bikini shot with the head out of frame. So I guess if that ever happens and I make a thread about it, then yeah I'll post some. You calling anyone a vag is hilarious.
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