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Old 08-12-2007, 03:28 PM
Autocratic Autocratic is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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"no need for peanut butter"

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[censored] genius.

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Yeah, this is awesome.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:33 PM
Morrek Morrek is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

I was really disappointed with the NSFW tag, I was hoping for pics
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:35 PM
WiredSevens WiredSevens is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

Put this on his E-bay ad.

"His blow is harder than his bite"

P.S. At the very least make the E-bay ad to see how much he would actually go for.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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your nuts are usually a little more moist than any other part of your body.

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How the hell do you know so much about the moistness of heater's nuts?
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

Some of you are missing the part where the dog isn't anywhere near me but when I drop my pants he immediately runs over. This isn't just dog is lying next to me and goes, "Oh, those balls smell nice."

You can't sell pets on eBay but I could post him on Craigslist just to see what happens. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:44 PM
Phil153 Phil153 is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

And please call the humane society and post a transcript. Thanks.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:51 PM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

All these replies and no one questions the fact that he tried to shower with his dog?
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:51 PM
SmokeyRidesAgain SmokeyRidesAgain is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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One time I was still half asleep and without realizing what was going on, I repositioned myself and he started rimming me.

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Dude.... wut?
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:01 PM
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Doggy Head
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Old 08-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

thread of the year
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