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08-12-2007, 02:48 PM
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I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
I got a new dog ~6 weeks ago. He went through the prison training program where he is assigned to live with a prisoner for a few months and they are responsible for training him and preparing him for adoption.
He’s an awesome dog and has obviously been very well-trained. He’s only about 16 months old and he knows all of his basic commands, is housebroken, crate-trained, doesn’t chew on stuff, doesn’t bark, doesn’t try to run off, etc. The last couple of weeks have given me the feeling that he may be a little TOO well-trained, though. He was really good about taking a bath the first time or two, so the last time I just let him hop in the shower with me. I kept having to fight to keep his tongue away from my genitals, though, so I ended up kicking him out. I thought he was just being playful or whatever, but I think it may be more than that. For the first month or so that he was here, my gf was staying here while she got her living arrangements in order. He had to sleep in his crate in the basement during that time because it was impossible to keep him off the bed otherwise. She has her own place now and is only over a couple of nights a week now. When she’s not here the dog sleeps in my bed. I have a king size bed so there’s plenty of room. I sleep in the nude. I use a blanket and sheets but they come off sometimes at night. I have woken up twice now to my dog licking my [censored] and balls. I mean really going at it with enthusiasm. Again, I have to fight him off to get him to stop. I push him away and he just keeps trying to come back for more. It’s like someone was giving him steak for blowjobs or something. One time I was still half asleep and without realizing what was going on, I repositioned myself and he started rimming me. I’ve been around a lot of dogs and I’ve never seen anything like this so I’m wondering WTF did this prisoner do to my dog? So I start testing him. I stand a few feet away from him and drop my pants and he starts trying to go at it. I stand 30 feet away from him while he’s chewing on his favorite toy and drop my pants and he immediately rushes over and starts trying to [censored] give me head. Obviously I know what to do to keep him from doing this. That’s not really the problem. The problem is that this is really creeping me out. I’m thinking some prison was getting blown by my dog every night. Or maybe this guy was selling doggie blow jobs in his cell to half the prison. Has anyone ever seen a dog do this before? I don’t really know how to go about this, but I think maybe I should report this to the Humane Society where I got the dog. I wouldn’t want other dogs to be trained by this guy but how do you go about proving something like this? Cliff’s Notes: The thread title pretty much says it all. 
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08-12-2007, 02:53 PM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
holy crap.
If you can tolerate the awkwardness and embarassment of the situation I think reporting it to the humane society that this guy or entire prison needs to be kept away from dogs might be a good idea. They could even look into it a bit further for you by interviewing some of the other families with whom dogs have been placed.
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#6
08-12-2007, 02:58 PM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
Meh, my dog has the same tendencies (not a prison dog). If I squat down to pet her, her head immediately goes for the crotch area. So it may just be a weird dog thing, I have no idea.
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08-12-2007, 03:04 PM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
OP definitely should get a custom title for this
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#9
08-12-2007, 03:05 PM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
letitbe - Yours might be more based on scent or something like a lot of dogs I guess.
I think that's way different than OP's experiment where he stands across the room and the dog isn't giving a damn but the instant he drops his shorts the dog is sprinting over. Although your observation brings up the idea that this may not have been as much an intentional 'training' thing from the prison as much as the dog was just sniffing around as some tend to do and the prisoner simply didn't stop it and things carried on from there.
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