Worst beating off experience

[The Mayo]

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i need to see more penis

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This is not a good gimmick account.

[bnrocks]

I have no good stories but I think the worst is when you are close to shootin and you for one reason or another try and hold off only it's too late and all your work goes for nothing.

[not a model]

one time i was beating off on a rock. but, it wasnt a rock. it was A ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

[The Mayo]

This one was pretty bad:

[zasterguava]

[x] Funniest thread i've ever read

Sadly, I dont have any stories.

[Halfpoint]

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[x] Funniest thread i've ever read

Sadly, I dont have any stories.

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just make one up....everyone else is....

[Coo]

Any stories I have can be summed up by a simple: Jerkin after drinking red kool-aid/powerade = being caught red handed ( literally :\ )

[Jazzy3113]

I knew my college roomate used to whack it went when i went to my work study job, so one time i was like "clint, im going to work cya" to make sure he heard me.

then i waited like 5 minutes and slowly unlocked the door and pushed it open. he was sitting at his desk with his back to the door, and going at it and our dorm room was wide open. people could pass and watch him.

i was laughing so much and i didnt want him to turn around so i just laughed as i walked to work. he didnt say a word about it when i got back and no one on our floor said anything, so i dont know if anyone was passing and caught him, but he must have [censored] his pants when he turned around and saw the door wide open.

this still makes me laugh. im mean.

[Halfpoint]

wtf this is supposed to be YOUR beat off experience, not you CATCHING someone waxing their pole.

[jackflashdrive]

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wtf this is supposed to be YOUR beat off experience, not you CATCHING someone waxing their pole.


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He left out a few details about what happened afterwards.