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Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
Since I am done with the [censored] at UB, I had some immature fun...
Welcome! An online representative will be with you shortly. You are number 2 in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 48 seconds. Thank you for waiting. You are now chatting with 'Chris' Chris: Hello, thank you for contacting our Deposit Center! How may I assist you? you: hello you: how are you today chris? Chris: Im ok you: i have a question about my poker account Chris: How may I help you? Chris: Tell me you: calm down Chris: Why calm down? you: ok Chris: I was refering to sure tell me what do you need to know you: i want my boom switch turned on please Chris: I'll gladly assist you you: and my doom switch turned off you: could u do that for me please? Chris: Is there anything to deposits related I can assist you with? you: yes you: i need my boom switch turned on you: could u please ask a manager? you: wow, are u listening? Chris: What do you mean by boom switch? Chris: I think im quite lost on what do you need you: please ask your manager you: he should know you: it helps me win more, so i can deposit more Chris: One second Chris: Well honestly we have something like that you: u do? you: o good you: please turn it on you: and turn off my doom switch Chris: I am sorry I do not have ability to do that you: could u turn off my doom switch? Chris: I am really sorry you: the last person helped me with it? you: her name was christine i believe Chris: We do not have any Christine on the Chat service you: something like that you: please just turn it on Chris: One moment wait please you: ok Chris: My manager said he can not do that right now you: well when can he????? Chris: Is there anything else I can help you with? you: yea jack*** my boom switch Chris: Please contact customer support for that matter you: How big is your weiner? Chris: Is there anything else I can help you with? you: where u located Chris: Costa Rica you: So you have a big wank? Chris: I am sorry sir, I can not discuss this you: must be small Chris: Thank you sir |
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
Well they did admit to it.
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
well played
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
[x] Jeff posts a good one.
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
congratulations, you just made someone who works a [censored] job day even worse
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
lol a+
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
[x]worthless without robe and wizard hat
[x]op sounds like a jerk |
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
UB sucks, but you come off as a prick. Congratulations |
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Re: Poker Site Live Chat (UB)
you should've asked him for ub to stop calling me with [censored] random bonus offers all the time
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