Beat: Actually got scared by a Haunted House

[Dschmeidreu]

So I go to a haunted house tonight with two of my friends....and really i just go because i like to see other people get scared, but sometimes its neat to look at the props and whatnot. Anyway, at the end of the trail, you walk out into the back of the warehouse where they put the [censored] into, and theres 2 security guards....We walk outside and two

were all like "you cannot be back here with your shopping cart, this is private property sir, we dont want to call the police and make this a big problem for you" to



Big black guy is like "Man, just let me be with my

and my food and let me stay the night here."

He was getting QUITE pissed and it seemed some big [censored] was gonna go down.....and then he whips out some huge [censored]

and starts chasing us....after a few seconds of him chasing us we realize it is the "end gag" of the haunted house. Actually pretty neat.

Beat: 25 [censored] dollars
Variance: Lost an 1/8th of a buy-in for 1/2 NL