Scotty's ashes to be launched into space - What are your wishes?

[AquaSwing]

1. Thrown overboard in ocean to be consumed by sharks.
2. Blown up in some fashion - training for forensics?
3. Crushed in giant press.
4. Bones cleaned and hung in science classroom.

Hopefully after I'm already dead.

[Dire]

Sent into space, but not my ashes. I wanna be sent whole, preferably naked.

[cbloom]

I want my ashes scattered in the food of my enemies.

ps. I pulled a Mencia.

[cbloom]

I'd like my penis to be pickled and used as a dildo by my widow for ever and ever.

[By-Tor]

cremated, then snorted in space by keith richards

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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I want my ashes to be mixed with blow and snorted by Keith Richards.

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I think its awesome that you spent only your 19th post in 3 years saying the same thing that somebody already did.

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[Scotch78]

Full-length raincoats, galoshes, and various messy, edible projectiles will be distributed at my funeral.

Scott