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this also happened to me laat night except it also involved dry humping. I just took her hand and took it off my d eventually. Then I ate her pussy.
Oh man I feel good today, despite the pain. |
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this also happened to me laat night except it also involved dry humping. I just took her hand and took it off my d eventually. Then I ate her pussy. Oh man I feel good today, despite the pain. [/ QUOTE ] the pain in your mouth? |
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yes her poonanny had a sharp edge to it that was painfully shaped like a giant penis.
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I don't get it. What are you doing getting hand jobs anyway? Isn't that a little, I don't know, JV?
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I don't get it. What are you doing getting hand jobs anyway? Isn't that a little, I don't know, JV? [/ QUOTE ]Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends, Sounds like OP's thing. |
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I heard listening to Bonnie Tyler sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" eases any pain or discomfort from a sandpaper HJ.
It might also make you multiorgasmic. |
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[ QUOTE ] just start peeing and if she says anything, just say : your doing it wrong LDO [/ QUOTE ] A+ [/ QUOTE ] haha, this is great! |
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[ QUOTE ] no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually. [/ QUOTE ] try laying on your arm till it goes dead, then give yourself a HJ. This feels awesome, like someone else is doing it but knows exactly what they're doing. erm, so I heard. [/ QUOTE ] some people do this to make it feel like someone else is giving you a HJ and some people do it because it feels like your giving a HJ to someone else. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually. [/ QUOTE ] try laying on your arm till it goes dead, then give yourself a HJ. This feels awesome, like someone else is doing it but knows exactly what they're doing. erm, so I heard. [/ QUOTE ] some people do this to make it feel like someone else is giving you a HJ and some people do it because it feels like your giving a HJ to someone else. [/ QUOTE ] WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually. [/ QUOTE ] try laying on your arm till it goes dead, then give yourself a HJ. This feels awesome, like someone else is doing it but knows exactly what they're doing. erm, so I heard. [/ QUOTE ] some people do this to make it feel like someone else is giving you a HJ and some people do it because it feels like your giving a HJ to someone else. [/ QUOTE ] Nah you have to dangle your phallus in the freezer for a while to have that effect. Er, so I've heard. |
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