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Old 10-15-2007, 04:05 AM
Dschmeidreu Dschmeidreu is offline
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Listen, you [censored], you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the [censored], the dogs, the filth, the [censored]. Here is a man who stood up to the BBV'ers and said F U GUYS GIVE ME SOME REAL ADVICE FOR ONCE!

Got 109 in RB 4 days ago, satt'ed into FTP 750k guarnetee, monied, built BR to 553. I suck at poker and tilt like youve never seen and instantly move to like 2/4 PLO once i lose a single pot. So serioulsy, tell me what I should play so I dont go busto with my 553 but also have the best chance to build it up. FWIW the lowest NL limit im willing to play is .5/1 if i ever get a "real" bankroll.

Also the game part-- first person who gives me the movie title the quote at the beginning of this post is from, with the CHARACTER NAME of the person who said it, AND answers the following question: What recently released film features Jodie Foster essentially taking on a similar character to the one who said this....will get 5 buck transfer on FTP-- post must also include decent advice about my situation. GGO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:14 AM
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advice: stop posting
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:16 AM
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ADVICE: STFU OR ILL SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH MY FIST YOU MOTHER [censored] PIECE OF [censored] [censored] [censored] MOTHER [censored] PIECE OF [censored] [censored] JERKWAD [censored] DOUCHEBAG ILL BANG YOUR SISTER SO HARD SHELL CRY
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:19 AM
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:27 AM
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Default Re: Advice + a Game = FUN!

obv travis bickle taxi driver
and jodie foster film is the brave one i believe
advice: 2-table NL25 and play 11$ SnGs and stop tilting
ship to hamit1
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:31 AM
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:32 AM
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Full Metal Jacket?
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:56 AM
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you tilt and don't want bankroll advice. Play blackjack. PM for screename, you're welcome.
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:04 AM
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[ ] advice
[ ] game
[ ] grimstarr
[x] donkaments
[ ] relax baby, im just taking a piss
[ ] its when shes givin you a bj and she sticks her finger up your ass
[ ] another retarded fantasy football thread
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[x] one thing
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Old 10-15-2007, 09:43 AM
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DIAGF?
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