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Old 05-18-2006, 05:19 PM
Daniel.No2 Daniel.No2 is offline
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Default i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment, i don't make love
i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel!
he is best on the world!!!

before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


below is my former post, now i use my new id Daniel.No2

last month i completed 30k hands in 0.5/1 full ring limit
played about 100 hours,
winrate 3.33BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 10 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 1/2
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 4000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month
3/6 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!!
next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:27 PM
theJoblessWobbly theJoblessWobbly is offline
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Default Re: i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

I can't wait for Daniel.No3 to come out.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:28 PM
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:30 PM
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I love this post.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:31 PM
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Default Re: i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

i dont know if you guys actually read his post, because it's probably the best thing ive ever read on these forums
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:32 PM
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Ok Ok. Who's gimmick account is this?
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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I think he really IS a robot, since he xposted this awesome thing in the software forum.

-Mike
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:35 PM
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:41 PM
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Let us gogogogo
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:42 PM
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i needn't go outside


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Your Chinglish translation program broken?
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