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View Poll Results: how many points will seatlle win by?
1-3 8 17.78%
4-6 16 35.56%
7-10 17 37.78%
11 or more 4 8.89%
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Old 07-29-2006, 05:22 AM
dangerous_badman dangerous_badman is offline
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Default ASBATDR DBASTADR FUYOU UFCKING BAStARDS

So anyway I tried to move to no limit and ran really bad at 100NL

By the time I have lost ~23 buyins I decide [censored] it no limit clearly is not for me, I am going back to FRIENDLY FIXED LIMIT HOLDEM where the pain of losing is like the pain of a slow suffocation and more agreeable than the brutal no-limit accost-you-in-an-alleyway-and-stab-you-in-the-face pain

But WAIT!!! Everyone is posting in TEH BBV about making $$$CRAZY STACKS PHU$$$ playing the new fangled UNLIMITED HOLDEM

so i decide I WILL NOT BE DISHEARTENED. i am going to TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT LEARNING NL and I AM GOING TO START AT [censored] 50NL AND [censored] PROVE TO MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AT THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LEAST< I CAN AT LEAST BEAT [censored] BABY STAKES NLHE

tONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN

HERE ARE THE FIRST THREE HANDS I SHOW DOWN


STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $6.5</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $18</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $49.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $17.45</font>.
Uncalled bets: $13.8 returned to LOSER.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Results:
Final pot: $73.4
LOSER showed Ac As</font>
SB showed Jc Jd</font>

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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players

Pre-flop: (5 players) LOSER is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $2</font>, UTG calls, SB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER bets $6</font>, UTG calls, SB folds.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
LOSER checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $14.9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $42</font>, UTG calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($102, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102)

Results:
Final pot: $102
UTG showed Ah 4h</font>
LOSER showed Ad Kc</font>

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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2</font>, LOSER calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $4</font>, LOSER calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18.75, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $18.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $4.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $50.05</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $29.35</font>.
Uncalled bets: $1.95 returned to LOSER.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($119.7, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $33, Sidepot 1: $86.7)

Results:
Final pot: $119.7
LOSER showed 6s 6d</font>
UTG+1 showed 7c 5c</font>
CO showed 4d Td</font>


[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT


I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
I

I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP


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Old 07-29-2006, 06:09 AM
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ha
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:57 AM
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BRutal. fun read
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Old 07-29-2006, 07:15 AM
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LMFAO.

Brutal stuff dude - bad luck.
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Old 07-29-2006, 07:35 AM
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good post
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:52 AM
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[censored] limit. This is why you play nl.
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:53 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
good post

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Old 07-29-2006, 11:32 AM
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Please don't give up. I want to read a follow up.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:47 AM
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Did that 23-buyin-downswing involve any tilting?
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:56 AM
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Maybe my tutorial can teach you how not to suck at NL cash games.
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