beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

[Shizzle12345]

And redecorating his house hahah

[Chump Change]

My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.

[sapol]

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My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.

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I can understand it if at that time you were 4 months old.

[blankoblanco]

lost in the diarrhea fest is the fact that AA vs KK vs AKs 3-handed is pretty incredibly sick. and nice 1 outer by the AK

[eastern motors]

That $1200 would've bought a nice laptop to avoid future situations like this.

[916greatest]

God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

[Mondogarage]

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I'm pretty sure that even the actual diarrhea explosion wouldn't stop me here.

What's with all the folded aces preflop threads?

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Dunno -- that depends on whether the stacks available are greater than, or less than, the cost to clean up 15 seconds of explosive diahhrea from one's bedroom walls, curtains, bedding, etc.

If the cleanup cost is under about $1300 in this case, then crapping all over one's place becomes a +EV move.

[DaAznFella]

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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w...t...f...

[nuggetz87]

loooooool

[ShowUthExit]

how dyou not take your wireless laptop with you, log on once on the shitter, catch the AA hand before timing out and scoop a monster pot?