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Old 04-22-2005, 11:52 AM
jzpiano jzpiano is offline
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I'm sure the kids will play after you comp them a happy meal [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-22-2005, 01:54 PM
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I'm sure the kids will play after you comp them a happy meal [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Next on ESPN2, The 12-and-Under Hold'em World Championship, live from TwoRooks' 'rents basement! Catch Annie Duke's kids Luke and Bo take on Phil Hellmuth at the final table!
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:41 PM
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I'm sure the kids will play after you comp them a happy meal [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Next on ESPN2, The 12-and-Under Hold'em World Championship, live from TwoRooks' 'rents basement! Catch Annie Duke's kids Luke and Bo take on Phil Hellmuth at the final table!

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Old 04-22-2005, 02:44 PM
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You might as well go ahead and sell drugs. That way when you get raided during the second week of operation they can go ahead and put you in prison for a long time.

Seriously, there is no way that this will last. Its one thing when a bunch of adults spend their paychecks, but when a bunch of your friends blow their lunch money their parents will end this quickly.
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Old 04-22-2005, 03:10 PM
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I still think your largest problem with be them damn indians! Watch out for flying tomahawks or spears and having regulars disappear and turn up scalped! They might even place a curse on your house! White man stealing from the indians again! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:06 PM
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Sorry, I couldn't find a picture of an underage idiot.
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:48 PM
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I know this topic has been covered pretty thoroughly, but I just couldn't resist this comedic gem.

First I wouldn't worry about REAL CASINOS taking business away from your parents living room, I mean your "casino"...

Also everyone knows how cheap it is to start one up. (maybe $125 right guys?.....)

If I were a dealer and had to choose between working for a legitimate casino and working for some kid in high school I would definitely go for the latter.

And even if it does cost more than your allowance to start a casino I'm sure you could just find all the fish in the area and take their rolls because you sound like a shark. So it sounds like you have a plan. When is the grand opening? Next week? I assume it won't take very long to get your idea off the ground.

By the way, shouldn't you be doing your homework instead of reading this post right now? <font color="black"> </font>
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Old 04-22-2005, 05:12 PM
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You will need $40,000 to get this off the ground. $40,012 if you want to buy a Harry Potter DVD to play on your flat-screens in the "casino".

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Just for fun, four poker tables and two BJ tables:

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10-2010 Blackjack Dealing Shoe 6 Deck
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10-2030 6 Deck Discard Holder with Top
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10-BIGBJ2 Professional Size BlackJack Table w/Removable Armrest
Padded Felt Table Top $299.99 $599.98
10-4010 Clear Chip Spacers
Solid Acrylic $0.25 $50.00
10-5030 Clear Acrylic Chip Rack/Tray
Holds 100 CHIPS for all styles. MADE IN USA $1.89 $378.00
10-DEALER Texas Hold'em Pro Dealer Kit
Includes Dealer &amp; Blind Buttons Plus More!

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[10:10-4010--Clear Chip Spacers:]
[1:10-mblind--Missed Blind Button for Poker Game:]
[1:10-bgblnd--Big Blind Button for Poker Game:]
[1:10-kill--KILL BUTTON for Poker Game:]
[1:10-2040BLU--BLUE Blackjack Cut Card:]
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10-5000-144 LOT OF 144 QTY Casino Poker Size Cards
ONE GROSS OF PLAYING CARDS

[144:10-5000--Real Casino Cards - One Deck:] $119.99 $119.99

20,000 chips...

10-DS25CENT Desert Sands Casino 10g 25 cent Poker Chip
$0.85 $680.00
10-DS1 Desert Sands Casino 10g $1 Poker Chip
$0.85 $8,500.00
10-DS5 Desert Sands Casino 10g $5 Poker Chip
$0.85 $4,250.00
10-DS25 Desert Sands Casino 10g $25 Poker Chip
$0.85 $2,550.00
10-DS100 Desert Sands Casino 10g $100 Poker Chip
$0.85 $850.00
10-DS500 Desert Sands Casino 10g $500 Poker Chip
$0.85 $170.00
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So just $18,000 so far. Tack on another $2,000 for chairs. I'll assume you've got space for all these food comps (mom won't mind giving up half the fridge and pantry), adequate parking, and a computer to track your "player points". If you are going to rake, you'll have to have dealers, at least a couple of who will have to have some experience and can act as the floor as well, especially on nights when you have to study or something. You are going to lose money before you make money, so you'll need $5,000 minimum to pay your employees until you start bringing in enough to cover salaries. Same with comps, another $2,000 in reserve for that. Tack on $1,000 more for a couple TVs.

Maybe you could open the doors for $28,000. When is the grand opening?
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Old 04-22-2005, 05:23 PM
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Sorry, I couldn't find a picture of an underage idiot.

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Classic! I'm saving this pic!
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Old 04-22-2005, 05:37 PM
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I get the impression everyone thinks this won't work (included sarcasm here)?

While you idea is not going to work its cool that you have ambition. Study up, get an internship witha casino or something, see how the business really works and what costs are involved. And then maybe if you save up a few million or find the investors you can open a legit casino in the future.
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