My home casino - Page 11

Action Scott · #**101** 09-13-2005, 04:14 PM

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Prison is easy. All you have to do is get a cell on the top tier and throw the biggest, ugliest motherf'er off of that tier on your first day.

After that, it's all applesauce and cigarettes.

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This actually made me laugh out loud

DeepRed300 · #**102** 09-13-2005, 09:17 PM

I'd like to thank all of you for making my evening. I had tears running down my cheeks from crying so loud. The best part was the "other" virginity line. Classic.

smoore · #**103** 09-14-2005, 02:29 AM

haha, I forgot I wrote that.... best thread in home poker... ever.

somapopper · #**104** 10-17-2005, 07:47 AM

Bump. And you're welcome.

bigscore · #**105** 10-17-2005, 09:55 AM

lol this is riiiiiiiiighteous
where is tworooks when you need him? i think he is scared to come back

jzpiano · #**106** 10-17-2005, 05:23 PM

wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up

JJNJustin · #**107** 10-18-2005, 04:55 AM

This is not something you want to get into. Having strange people frequent your home, breaking state laws, liability if anyone gets injured in your home. Poker players just love lawsuits. If you want to play with your friends for fun or for small micro limit tournaments that's one thing, but trying to manage a house of gambling is not an adventure the state will allow you to get away with nor do you want to.

-J

blinden84 · #**108** 10-18-2005, 08:44 AM

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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up

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Personally, my favorite part is, everytime it gets bumped, some boner insists on offering 'real' advice. (see above)

midwestkc · #**109** 10-18-2005, 11:26 AM

lol....nh

jzpiano · #**110** 10-18-2005, 05:19 PM

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This is not something you want to get into. Having strange people frequent your home, breaking state laws, liability if anyone gets injured in your home. Poker players just love lawsuits. If you want to play with your friends for fun or for small micro limit tournaments that's one thing, but trying to manage a house of gambling is not an adventure the state will allow you to get away with nor do you want to.

-J

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Obviously u haven't read the above post, lol this must be one of the boners